THE SMOKING GUN
Here I was, thinking nothing on the Internet could be more profound than “sorry but thank you.” I was a fool. This, this is the tweet, from 18-year-old North Carolina resident Alysa Suguro Bathrick, with a message that should be turned into a motivational poster.
What did she do that got her briefly arrested (and win hundreds of admirers)?
“F*ck what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute.”
That should be everyone’s yearbook quote in 2015.