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In June, we told you about Crystal Metheney, the epitome of all things Florida who was arrested for shooting a missile into an occupied vehicle. Not to be outdone, a woman named Crystal Methven was on yesterday’s Judge Judy for selling a sick cat?
Eh, not nearly as good, but why are we only hearing about people named after drugs now? There must be an entire generation of Oxy Codonnas out there. Instead, we get:
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Good name, but not an ELITE name.
Via Gawker