Andrew Dale Marcum was quite the accomplished suspected criminal. The 21-year-old Ohio native was wanted by the Butler County Sheriff’s Office for “burglary/safe-cracking (a Felony 2). He’s also been dabbling in abduction (F2), assault (M1), domestic violence (M1), criminal endangering (M1) and he has some bench warrants.” If only he had been equally talented at not responding to his own wanted ads on Facebook, maybe he wouldn’t be in jail right now.
A few hours after that was posted, Marcum replied:
The sheriff’s office began taunting the proud dumb-dumb, writing, “If you could stop by the Sheriff’s Office, that’d be great,” while County Sheriff Richard K. Jones tweeted:
According to ABC News, “Later in the day, Marcum relented, turning himself in to authorities. Marcum appeared glum, his eyes red in the booking photos posted following his arrest.”
Now, if only the cops could arrest the guy who responds “FIRST” to everything.
Via ABC News