It’s a set-up you’ve seen on a million sitcoms: Partners tell their current lovers how many people they’ve slept with. One number is inevitably comically higher than the other, things get awkward, commercial break, act three begins, they make up, and they have hardcore sex in a laundromat. I just described my favorite episode of Mad About You and the loose premise of the “Couples Reveal How Many People They’ve Had Sex With to Each Other” video above.
The current answer to the question is always 69, obviously.