Much Internet ink this week has been spent on Cecil the Lion and the cowardly Minnesota dentist who murdered him. Arnold Schwarzenegger said “killing a lion isn’t ballsy,” while JIMMY KIMMEL CRIED, you guys. Only one brave patriot, Ted Nugent, has come out in support of the chicken sh*t, entitled dentist because of course he has.
Now, courtesy of So That Happened, we have a morbid reimagining of Cecil’s death, as told through The Lion King. I haven’t seen the Disney animated classic in many years, but I’m fairly certain at no point does Mufasa order Simba to rip some dentist’s f*cking throat out.
That’s more of a Finding Nemo thing.