Joss Whedon has given us a lot — *inhales* Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Serenity, half of Dollhouse, The Avengers, that one episode of The Office, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, The Cabin in the Woods, Much Ado About Nothing, the best parts of Speed, Toy Story, and especially Waterworld, still an amusing punchline 20 years later *exhales* — so today, on his 49th birthday, we thought we’d give something back to him.
Below, you’ll find a list of gifts, in GIF form, you may want to buy for and send to Whedon, who can be reached at 1313 Cancellation Rd. I’m Going to Kill Everyone You Love, California 13834. Double check that zip code.
Toy dinosaurs.
A cloning machine (or a demon, if that’s easier).
Some new, less melancholy music.
A motorcycle for you and your best buddy.
A dome to trap the inhabitants of Arizona.
Mr. Kitty Fantastico
Bling. Any kind will do.
Penis enhancement pills.
Scotch.
A pack of smokes.
ALL THE TWEED.
