No man, woman, or child is better suited to reveal the greatest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover of all-time than Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler. That’s because the Swimsuit Issue makes the biggest impact on impressionable young men when they’re 14 years old, the same age Toys in the Attic sounds the best. It’s science, folks. Christine Brinkley + “Uncle Salty” = ah, youth. Throw in some Slim Jims: perfection.
Last night, Tyler had the, um, honor of unveiling the best swimsuit cover ever. The lucky lady is…
It’s Kathy Ireland, the only SI model to be on both Boy Meets World AND Muppets Tonight. What a career.