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A Man Bought Every Pie At A Burger King To Teach The Brat Behind Him A Lesson
Getty Image Sometimes after a hard day’s night of working like a creepy mascot, all you want is a good piece of pie, or if that fails, a piece of pie from Burger King. That’s how Redditor “thr111″ was...
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Yup, The Entire Wu-Tang Clan Reunited And Performed On ‘The Daily Show’ Last...
COMEDY CENTRAL You know Raekwon and GZA and RZA and Ghostface Killah, Method Man and Inspectah Deck and U-God and Masta Killa, but do you recall the most famous Wu-Tang of all? Yup: CAPPADONNA, and...
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Charlize Theron Vs. Tia Mowry Is Our New Favorite Random Celebrity Feud
Getty Image Charlize Theron is an Oscar-winning actress who’s allegedly worth $110 million and is widely considered to be one of the most gorgeous women in the world. Tia Mowry was a TGIF star two...
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Here’s Lorde’s High School Band, Which Was Inspired By Fugazi And PJ Harvey
Getty Image Rather than being inspired by the likes of Blink-182 and GET OUT OF MY ROOM, MOM, Lorde’s high school band had much loftier, artier ambitions. And They Were Masked, a self-described Fugazi-...
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Michael Fassbender Upset A Lot Of Women On Last Night’s ‘Colbert Report’
COMEDY CENTRAL Michael Fassbender was on The Colbert Report last night. For the interview portion, where you could see his face, approximately 982 million women were watching. But when he put on his...
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The Good: Larry David On Broadway. The Bad: No New ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm.’
Getty Image The good: Larry David will make his Broadway debut this winter in a play he wrote himself. Fish in the Dark is a comedy about a death (SHOCKING) in a family, with about 15 characters,...
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Chrissy Teigen Loves John Goodman As Much As You’ll Love These Chrissy Teigen...
Chris Fortuna For Esquire It was the moment that Chrissy Teigen threw out the first pitch of a baseball game drunk that I knew I really liked her. It was the moment that Chrissy Teigen namedropped...
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A Bartender Filmed The Most Irish Man Ever Getting His Penis Stuck In His Zipper
20th Century Fox In a scene straight out of a Pogues song, a man got his penis stuck his zipper at the Hamlet Bar in Balbriggan, Ireland, a moment in history that was captured by the bartender who...
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What’s On Tonight: Garfunkel And Oates, Fassbender And Solverson
YOUTUBE Welcome to Sweden (NBC, 9 p.m.) — This show was picked up for another season. Does that mean when Parks is done, Amy’s brother has the bragging rights in the Poehler family? (No.) Dating Naked...
View ArticleA Proud Husband Recorded His Drunk Wife Making ‘Grilled Cheeses’ At 2 A.M.
There’s something weirdly endearing about the video above, in which a husband filmed his drunk wife making “grilled cheeses” at 2 a.m. Except there’s no bread or any real cheese — just Goldfish and a...
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Andrew W.K. Has Some Fantastic Advice For The Son Of A ‘Right-Wing A*#hole’
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It’s Not Easy Being Green: Megan Fox Has Stopped Having Sex
Getty Image Our long, national nightmare is over: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is finally out. But while we rejoice (not because we want to see the film, but because we won’t have to see the...
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Check Out This Collection Of 40 Rare Celebrity Audition Tapes
YOUTUBE Yesterday, Film Drunk Vince wrote about Tom Hanks’ original audition tape for Forrest Gump, the Borat of the 1990s (both were quoted incessantly by secretaries and office workers named Frank,...
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Aubrey Plaza Isn’t Mocking You, She Swears
Getty Image SURE, Aubrey Plaza, we WAY believe you when you claim you’re being genuine and not sarcastic. That sounds EXACTLY like something you’d say. No, really, I actually do believe you: my Caps...
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The Beatles Walked ‘Abbey Road’ 45 Years Ago Today, So Let’s Look At Its Best...
APPLE On August 8, 1969, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr permanently made traffic a living nightmare on a small street in London. That was the day Iain Macmillan shot the...
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Tim ‘The Tool Man’ Taylor Found A Way To Improve Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’
There’s probably a bunch of improvement TV news happening today. Maybe you care about The View looking for new hosts, or Lifetime making a(nother?) Marilyn Monroe miniseries? But neither of those are...
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Sasha Grey Filed A Restraining Order Against The Man Who Introduced Her To Porn
Getty Image Sasha Grey, star of I Wanna Bang Your Sister, White Chicks Gettin’ Black Balled 22, and C*m Fart Cocktails 6 (try to guess which one of those isn’t real — the answer is at the bottom of the...
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The Internet Is Why Kate Upton Won’t Allow Herself To Be Photographed Naked
Getty Image Kate Upton, she of the power to make a thousand Twitter dweebs cry out at once, has previously stated that she might possibly one day NOT not pose for Playboy…MAYBE. Her exact words, “I...
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Selena Gomez Won A Career Achievement Award At The Ripe Old Age Of 22
Getty Image Selena Gomez turned 22 last month. In teen speak, “that makes her, like, as old as those shiny circles my dad makes me listen to when we’re in his car. I think they’re called C…D’s, or...
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A Nine-Year-Old Florida Boy Fought A 500-Pound Alligator…And Won
FACEBOOK Sometime between learning to crawl and taking their first step, children in Florida are taught how to fight alligators. That knowledge came in handy for nine-year-old James Barney, Jr., who...
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