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If You Murder Someone, Don’t Ask Siri Where To Hide The Body
Via Palm Beach Post You should NEVER murder another human. Even if you don’t believe in unforgivable sins, and even if someone steals your parking spot even though you clearly had your directional on,...
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Ariana Grande’s ‘Break Free’ Music Video Is All About The Rocket Boobs
TUMBLR Thousands of years of human evolution have lead to this moment, where a Nickelodeon star can shoot rockets from her boobs at a robot. In the kitschy Guardians of the Galaxy-meets-“Oops!…I Did It...
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A Smart, Strong, Sensual Woman Was Picked As The Best Character On TV
FOX After totally screwing up their greatest scenes of the last year list, Entertainment Weekly asked their readers to name the best character on TV right now. The 75,000-plus people who voted have...
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Killer Mike Wrote A Powerful Essay About Michael Brown, The Unarmed Teen Shot...
Getty Image On Saturday, August 9th, 18-year-old Michael Brown was shot and killed by a police officer in Ferguson, Missouri, a tragedy that set off multiple days of protesting and rioting....
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The 8 Most Disappointing Final Seasons Of Once-Good Shows
HBO If you’re not watching the final season of True Blood, you’re missing out. Not because it’s good, but because it’s so, so, so bad. Check out Burnsy’s recap of the first episode of the season, and...
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Every Celebrity Mentioned In Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ Is Now Dead
Getty Image In her 1990 hit single “Vogue,” Madonna rap-sings 16 pop culture icons who had style and grace, ladies with attitudes and fellows who were in the mood (I’d say they let their body move to...
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‘The Walking Dead’ Invented A New Sex Act In This Season 4 Deleted Scene
AMC The Walking Dead should only be uncensored endings and deleted scenes. We already showed you the original cut of season four’s final line, and now, courtesy of EW, here’s your introduction to...
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Michael Cera Released An Album Last Night. Let’s Guess The Song Titles.
Getty Image The hipster Beyoncé, Michael Cera, released a surprise album on Bandcamp last night that somehow doesn’t just consist of Sex Bob-omb outtakes and “Getaway.” True That is tagged as...
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Ian McKellen Substituted For Patrick Stewart When Helping A Man Propose To...
YOUTUBE Brett Best knew that his boyfriend, Khalid Shawwa, was a big Star Trek fan, so when it came time to make things official between them, he reached out to Patrick Stewart to help him propose....
View ArticleThe Cast Of Broadway’s ‘Aladdin’ Honored Robin Williams With An Audience...
Disney has about 73 productions on Broadway at any given time, including The Lion King, the Christian Bale-less Newsies, and Aladdin, the cast of which has had an emotional couple of days. But on...
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Here Are The Most Torrented TV Shows And Movies By State
SHOWTIME Over at Movoto, they have a bunch of neat maps that show which states are torrenting the most (the GUVMENT knows you’re downloading old episodes of Kojak, Florida), and what they’re...
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A Hardcore Punk Bassist Destroyed A $700 Drone With A Beer Bottle
Getty Image At a recent show in Detroit, the bassist in the hardcore punk band Trash Talk threw a beer bottle at a drone that was hovering above the stage. He made contact. According to CoS, a company...
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Coulda Won A Grammy: Steve Martin’s 7 Greatest Musical Moments
Getty Image A few days ago, while listening to the radio in my car (#humblebrag), I heard a sweetly pleasant (until the moment it gets DARK) bluegrass song “Pretty Little One.” Much to my surprise, I’d...
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Yahoo Promises ‘Community’ Will Be Better Than Ever In This Intense Season 6...
NBC The middle-aged moms who call the shots at Yahoo! want you to know that without them, Community would be as dead as Pierce, and they’re going to spend the rest of eternity, or maybe just until...
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Can You Spot What’s Very Wrong With This ‘Downton Abbey’ Promo Shot?
PBS There is one major historical inaccuracy in the publicity shot for the upcoming season of the increasingly dusty Downton Abbey you see above. Did you spot it? Here’s a better look. PBS Um, wrong...
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What’s On Tonight: Miss The NFL? Then Have We (Not) Got A Game For You.
Getty Image NFL Preseason Football (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — If you’re as starved for football as I am, you’ll watch 10 minutes of this preseason game between the Jaguars and Bears, wonder what the hell you’re...
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Here’s What It Looks Like When You Get Shot With A Rubber Bullet In Ferguson,...
TWITTER Things were fairly calm in Ferguson, Missouri, last night, at least compared to the war zone from earlier this week. That may all change later today, when the name of the officer who shot...
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Watch Alison Brie Play ‘Muffy The Vampire Slayer’ With Jennifer Lawrence
COMEDY CENTRAL Were Alison Brie and Jennifer Lawrence to storm into Comedy Central’s offices today, demanding to star in a spoof show series, “kind of like Not Another Teen Movie, but we’ll call it…Not...
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Nikki Sixx Is Feuding With Gene Simmons Over His Moronic Suicide Comments
Getty Image Gene Simmons, the abandoned Fuddruckers of people, is apparently unable to open his mouth without saying something stupid. When he’s not being a massive tool to someone’s poor mom, he’s...
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A Woman Who Isn’t Beyoncé Claims She’s Blue Ivy’s Mom
Getty Image Once you’re rich and famous, everyone wants a slice of your pie (especially if you make pie for a living). Some desire Beyoncé’s autograph, others request that she go to prom with them....
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