Hear A Brand Spanking New Foo Fighters Song, ‘Something From Nothing’
You might have heard Foo Fighters are coming out with a new album. But not just any new album: it’s a new album, Sonic Highways, that spans the globe, or at least a bunch of recording studios across...
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Sansa Stark Kicking Steve-O In The Balls Is Oddly Adorable
“WARNING: the above video features stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, UPROXX must insist that no one attempt to recreate of re-enact any...
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A Fan-Favorite From ‘Lost’ Is Coming To ‘Game Of Thrones’
ABC Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje is most famous for playing Mr. Eko on Lost, but when not talking to Smoke Monsters, he’s had a successful career, appearing in Thor: The Dark World, The Bourne Identity,...
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A Couple Having Sex In The Ocean Literally Got Stuck Together
Columbia Pictures From Here to Eternity is a lie. There is nothing sexy about Doing It on a beach, what with all the sand and broken glass and used needles and oh god, is that a dead jellyfish? Ocean...
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‘The Walking Dead’ Season Premiere Broke Yet Another Cable Ratings Record
AMC BREAKING NEWS: The Walking Dead is really popular. The season five premiere of AMC’s blockbuster zombie series is not only the most-watched cable episode ever, it’s also tops in Live+3 ratings, the...
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The Saddest Clown Ever Sang A Hauntingly Great Cover Of ‘Hallelujah’
YOUTUBE Leave it to Puddles the Clown to take back “Hallelujah” from every coffee house creep. During a recent show in San Francisco, the saddest clown ever, who’s nearly seven-feet-tall and is...
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Now Everyone Hates Jennifer Lawrence Over A Nude Photos Joke She Made
Getty Image The grace period of feeling bad for Jennifer Lawrence is apparently over. In her Vanity Fair cover story, which goes live online Monday, the Hunger Games star joked about her nude photo...
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A Teen Has Confessed To Murdering His Family Over A Measly Inheritance
NEWSOK On Monday morning, a housekeeper discovered three dead bodies in a small-town Oklahoma home: 50-year-old father John Hruby, 48-year-old mother Tinker Hruby, and 17-year-old daughter Katherine...
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Did You Catch The ‘Archer’ Reference In Last Night’s ‘The Simpsons’?
In probably the best segment of last night’s “Treehouse of Horror XXV,” the HD Simpsons of today are greeted by the squiggly Simpsons of old, back when Bart used to wonder what “the mind” is. No...
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‘Boardwalk Empire’ Final Season Discussion: ‘Friendless Child’
HBO For as much guff as we give Boardwalk Empire about being too slow, when it wants to (so, pretty much the final four episodes of every season), it’s as fast and thrilling as nearly any show on TV....
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Your Future Favorite ‘Game Of Thrones’ Characters Show More Nipple Than Batman
HBO GREAT MOMENTS IN NIPPLE HISTORY: Pretty much every outfit Rachel wore on Friends. George Clooney’s Batsuit. Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love. And the latest entry, the outfits worn by a group of...
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Please Enjoy The First New Kickass Sleater-Kinney Song In Nearly A Decade
Getty Image After years of solo albums, side projects, and making fun of hipsters living in the Northwest, Corin Tucker, Carrie Brownstein, and Janet Weiss are back together as Sleater-Kinney, the...
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Key & Peele Are Making A Movie About A Cat Named Keanu
COMEDY CENTRAL While Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, better known as Eeeee Eeeeeeeee and Donkey Teeth, best known as Key & Peele, are still trying to get their Mr. Garvey movie greenlit,...
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This Puppy-Sized Spider That Sounds Like A Horse Will Destroy Us All
Getty Image From the mind of Mother Nature, the terrible she-demon of Snake Opens a Door and Grouper Swallows Shark, comes the Goliath birdeater spider, out winter 2015 to eat your children. Actually,...
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Jew-Hating Russian Women Are Competing To Be Named ‘Miss Hitler 2014’
VKontakte It’s what every young girl dreams of when she grows up, right — to be named Miss Hitler? Well, Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong, you better move to Mother Russia and get a VKontakte (their...
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Don’t Dress Up As Domestic Violence Ray Rice For Halloween Like This Guy Did
REDDIT Here are 25 Halloween costume ideas. Here are 25 more. And 25 more. And…you get the idea. Point is, you’ll notice that at no point did we suggest that you should dress up as Domestic Violence...
View ArticleSo It’s Come To This: The Smashing Pumpkins Ft. Tommy Lee
“Being Beige” is a Smashing Pumpkins song in name only. Billy Corgan’s still around, but James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D’arcy Wretzky? They’re long gone, having been replaced by Tommy Lee and Jeff...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘American Dad!’ On TBS Very Funny
FOX Gotham/Sleepy Hollow (Fox, 8 p.m.) — Gotham is the only new show on Fox that people are watching. Meanwhile, Sleepy Hollow‘s ratings are cratering. It averaged around seven million viewers last...
View ArticleHere’s Sasha Grey Reading Some Of The Most Sexually Creepy Texts Ever Sent
Sasha Grey has a new movie coming out soon. Nope, it’s not Daddy’s Worst Nightmare 5. Rather, Open Windows is about a man named Nick (Elijah Wood, in the role he was born to play) winning a dinner...
View Article‘Racist Cowboy Boots?’ Watch Bill Burr Mock An Obnoxiously ‘Hip’ Radio Host
This video’s from a few years ago, but it’s only been watched 90,000 times, so I was happy to see it stirring around on Reddit. It’s Bill Burr at his best, not blaming women for ruining the NFL, but...
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