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Jack White Addressed The Guacamole Incident In An Irate Open Letter
WGN News of Jack White’s tour rider, and its insistence on, yes, guacamole; no, bananas, broke on February 6, or an eternity ago in internet history. Think about all the things that have happened since...
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Jessica Simpson Got Spanked By Her Ex-NFL Player Husband In This ‘Fifty...
Getty Image At least it was a busy weekend for one Simpson. Ashlee was ignored during #SNL40, despite her hoedown being funnier than any cold open this season, but big sister Jessica and her husband,...
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Prince, Paul McCartney, Taylor Swift, And Bill Murray Jammed At The #SNL40...
#SNL #afterparty #SNL40 #TaylorSwift #PaulMcCartney #jimmyfallon #plaza http://t.co/D0TA3NtSVg pic.twitter.com/w0Z04HXstY — AverageSocialite.com (@AvSocialite) February 16, 2015 The world never got...
View ArticleMarky Ramone Has A Solution For A-Holes Who Hold Up Phones During Concerts
Short of going to an, ugh, classical musical performance, distracting cell phones have become an annoying part of your typical concert experience. Taking a photo or two of your favorite band is fine,...
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Arcade Fire’s Win Butler Mashed Up Kanye And Beck Into ‘Jesus Walks, Loser’
CBS This was bound to happen. It’s just surprising that Arcade Fire’s Win Butler was the one to do it. Under his DJ Windows 98 moniker, Butler mashed up Kanye West’s “Jesus Walks” with Beck’s “Loser”...
View ArticleBilly Eichner Played ‘Ariana Grande Or Eating A Carrot?’ With Michelle Obama...
Billy on the Street doesn’t return to our lives until later this year, but in honor of National Scream at FLOTUS about Gene Hackman Day, or something, Funny or Die released a special clip this...
View ArticleWatch Beyoncé Cover Stevie Wonder’s ‘Higher Ground’ With Gary Clark Jr.
Over Grammys weekend, an all-star lineup of musicians came together to honor Stevie Wonder, who’s not dead, and yet EVERY music-based award show still pays tribute to him like he is. The special aired...
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There’s A Petition To Get Nicolas Cage To Host ‘SNL’
NBC When the Founding Fathers were drafting the tweets that led to America, they knew that one day, democracy would be used to get the star of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance to appear on a...
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How A Marvel Regular Was Supposed To Be In The Trashy ‘Wild Things’ Threesome
Columbia Pictures By R-rated movie standards, the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey are risqué, if not exactly what you’re expecting from a film based on a scandalously dirty BDSM fantasy. Director...
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Lou Reed On The Beatles: ‘I Thought They Were Garbage’
Getty Image In a recently unearthed interview with journalist Joe Smith from 1987, Lou Reed called the Beatles “garbage” and the Doors “stupid,” only one of which is true. The Velvet Underground...
View ArticleGuy Fieri Is The Key To World Peace In This Deleted Scene From ‘The Interview’
Know-it-all Wikipedia describes “world peace” as “an ideal of freedom, peace, and happiness among and within all nations and/or people.” It can’t be achieved unless India and Pakistan, North Korea and...
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It Looks Like Megan Draper Stole One Of Prince’s Outfits In These New ‘Mad...
Frank Ockenfels 3/AMC In case it wasn’t painfully (to the eyes) obvious by Don’s golf pants, Mad Men is going full 1970s when it returns for the second half of its seventh and final season on April 5....
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Can You Spot All The ‘Community’ References In The Official Season 6 Poster?
YAHOO If everything you knew about Community was based on the poster below, you’d be forgiven for thinking it’s a goofy sitcom about a ragtag group of misfits on a road trip across this great nation....
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Selena Gomez’s ‘Child Prostitute’ Photoshoot Is Being Compared To ‘Lolita’
V MAGAZINE Selena Gomez was processed in the same Disney Channel factory as Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande, and just like her fellow pop princesses, she’s proving how OVER those days she is. The Spring...
View ArticleWatch This Woman’s Eye-Popping Reaction When She Gets Proposed To During A...
Jimmy Kimmel has ruined the spontaneity of YouTube videos, but I’m choosing to believe “Amazing Selfie Proposal” isn’t staged because that woman’s reaction is incredible. Her eyes practically pop out...
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Here’s How ‘Parks And Rec’ Pulled Off Their Super Secret Bill Murray Cameo
NBC We, like the rest of the internet, have been demanding that the great Bill Murray play the fabled Mayor Gunderson on Parks and Recreation for years now, but all hope seemed lost when creator...
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The Final Season Of ‘Parks And Recreation’ Is Fan Fiction At Its Best
NBC Let’s pretend that during Seasons 6 and 7 of Parks and Recreation, Michael Schur had an aneurysm and decided to pick one lucky individual who’s spent far too much time of his or her life reading...
View ArticleDakota Johnson Wants To Know If David Letterman’s Her Real Dad
Dakota Johnson, the very best (only good?) thing about Fifty Shades of Grey, dropped by The Late Show with David Letterman last night to have a chat with her dad. No, not Don Johnson, but Letterman...
View ArticlePussy Riot Recorded Their First English Language Song With A Punk Icon
In the music video for the Eric Garner-inspired “I Can’t Breathe,” Pussy Riot’s first English language song, Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina are slowly being buried alive while wearing Russian...
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A Porn Star Will Recreate Robin Williams’ Suicide For A British Television Show
Getty Image For the first time since before Two and a Half Men premiered, the U.S. won’t air the trashiest show on television. That honor will go to the United Kingdom’s Channel 5, the home of Autopsy,...
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