The Guy Playing Rivers Cuomo In Rivers Cuomo’s Show Doesn’t Look Like Rivers...
VEVO Rivers Cuomo, who half-Japenese girls have been making go crazy for 19 years now, is the link in nerd style evolution from Buddy Holly to The Bazinga Theory cast. Dorky, but appealingly so and...
View ArticleWhat Maroon 5 Did For A Young Fan With Down Syndrome Makes Up For ‘Moves like...
Via HOT 99.5 Say what you will about Adam Levine (and there’s a lot, most of it not positive), what he and the rest of his bandmates did for a young fan with Down Syndrome is pretty darn great....
View ArticleChelsea Handler Took A Totally Sober Topless Pic To Prove The ‘Idiots’ Wrong
Via TWITTER Stacey’s been on the boobs beat for so long that it’s time we gave her a break for her sanity, so I’m stepping in to report: This is a photo of Chelsea Handler’s breasts, but not just any...
View ArticleA Jewish Boy Became A Man After Making This Amazing Bar Mitzvah Invite
Consider this reminder No. 48,384 that people over the age of 27 are happy they didn’t have access to YouTube and iMovie when they were young. No, our blackmail material is a distant memory, not an...
View ArticleThese Are The 10 Movies Matthew Weiner Makes Everyone On ‘Mad Men’ Watch
AMC Even by showrunner standards, Matthew Weiner is very particular. When Mad Men screeners are released to critics, they come with a list of plot points that journalists aren’t allowed to write about...
View Article‘The Walking Dead’ Parody Movie Now Has A Trailer
Think Shaun of the Dead is too subtle and smart for your brrrraaaiiinnnnn to understand? Then you’ll love The Walking Deceased (you’ll also love it if you laughed at that “brrrraaaiiinnnnn” non-joke)....
View ArticleThere’s A No-Good Selfie Snatcher On The Loose In New York
Suffolk County Crime Stoppers Our boys in blue are on the lookout for a no-good selfie snatcher in New York. The female suspect was last seen at a Walgreens in Long Island, where she printed several...
View ArticleThis ‘Legend Of Korra’ And ‘Parks And Rec’ Mashup Will Make You Sad Both...
The Venn diagram for fans of possum chickens (The Legend of Korra) and waffles (Parks and Recreation) probably doesn’t overlap as much as it should. But both beloved shows recently went out with very...
View ArticleHugh Jackman’s Real Life Mullet Was Much Worse Than His ‘Chappie’ Mullet
Neill Blomkamp’s Chappie either has its “heart [in] the right place,” but the casting decision fails the film, or it will make you “laugh and squeal,” depending on which one of our esteemed theater...
View ArticleKim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair Isn’t The Reason People Were Staring Last Night
Getty Image After catching a mid-afternoon screening of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on ABC Family, Kim Kardashian pointed at Draco Malfoy’s hair and said, “I want THAT.” Her wish was a...
View ArticleIndie Band Gets Mad At McDonald’s For Lack Of SXSW Payment, McDonald’s...
Getty Image South by Southwest — the time when taco consumption in Austin, Texas increases tenfold (also, there’s apparently some music, too) — doesn’t kick off until March 13, but the controversy has...
View ArticleAnd Now, Cybergoths Dancing To The ‘Thomas The Tank Engine’ Theme Song
Nothing will ever beat “Biggie Smalls feat. Thomas the Tank Engine.” Like, literally nothing ever. Joel McHale and Alison Brie could be naked for all of Community Season 6, and “Biggie Smalls feat....
View ArticleThousands Of Women Are Hosting A Dance Party For This Guy Who Got Body-Shamed
Via IMGUR Need another reason why cell phones at concerts are the worst thing since an opening band for the opening band? Not only do they block people’s views, they’re also being used to take pictures...
View Article‘I’m A Lone, Fierce She-Wolf': Watch The ‘Veep’ Season 4 Trailer
When last we saw Vice President Selina Meyer, she was President Selina Meyer, after the sitting president resigned. Things aren’t all giggling on the bathroom floor, though: She lost her first...
View ArticleNickelback Is Now A Disco Band And Everything Is Not Awesome
The Rolling Stones released Some Girls as a response to the rising popularity of disco. It was Mick Jagger’s attempt at proving he and the boys still had It, whatever “It” is. Well, “It” worked. The...
View ArticleThere Was A Sweet, Simple Tribute To Leonard Nimoy On ‘The Big Bang Theory’
CBS Instead of his usual sarcastic dig at Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre used his vanity card at the end of last night’s The Big Bang Theory to honor Leonard Nimoy, who sadly passed away last week. The...
View ArticleKate McKinnon Is A Better Iggy Azalea Than The Real Iggy Azalea
The decision to include Iggy Azalea in tonight’s SNL was as simple as, “Chris Hemsworth, he’s Australian. Who else is from there? I GOT IT: the Crocodile Hunter. Wait…what happened to him? Eh, I guess...
View Article‘SNL’ And Chris Hemsworth Introduced ‘Empire’ To White People
Fox’s Empire is a massive, The Walking Dead-level success, with eight straight weeks of increased ratings. But has it crossed over to white America? According to SNL, no, which is why they’ve added a...
View ArticleDid ‘SNL’ Spoil The Ending Of ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’?
Joss Whedon was sweating bullets last night after SNL correctly predicted the ending of Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Age of Ultron (probably). It’s amazing the writers were able to guess that...
View ArticleAn Oklahoma Fraternity Chapter Was Closed Because Of This Racist Chant Video
YOUTUBE On Sunday evening, the following video was uploaded to Twitter by Unheard, the University of Oklahoma’s alliance of black students hoping for an end to sh*t like this: Hours later: “Sigma Alpha...
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