‘The X-Files’ Is Officially Returning To Fox With David Duchovny And Gillian...
Twentieth Century Fox While the reboot status of one David Duchovny series remains in limbo, another is definitely coming back: Fox confirmed today that they’ve ordered a six-episode “continuation” of...
View ArticleGet To Know Courtney Barnett, The Breakout Star Of SXSW 2015
Getty Image The two most popular words on the lips of every South by Southwest attendee this year were, “Free tacos?” But if you discount food, then the answer would be “Courtney Barnett,” an...
View ArticleVin Diesel Believes ‘Furious 7′ Will ‘Probably Win Best Picture At The Oscars’
VIN DIESEL FACEBOOK Vin Diesel, a lovable lunk not exactly known for his loquaciousness, is the subject of a #longread from Variety. You should read the whole thing, especially the part with his bold...
View ArticleThe ‘Decline Of Western Civilization’ Punk Rock Trilogy Is Finally Coming To DVD
Media Home Entertainment It was nice when The Wonder Years was finally released on DVD. But enough of that Brotherhood of Man sh*t. When are we going to get The Decline of Western Civilization,...
View ArticleThis Is What The Creepy Girl From ‘The Ring’ Looks Like Now
DREAMWORKS/INSTAGRAM It can’t be good for your self-esteem to be told “you are so creepy and scared the HELL out of me,” but things seemed to work out pretty well for Daveigh Chase, who played the...
View ArticleKendrick Lamar Performed A Surprise Concert On A Moving Truck
Getty Image Kendrick Lamar is doing a good job of making sure that To Pimp a Butterfly, already Spotify’s most streamed album EVER, is heard by the highest number of people possible. Last night, the...
View ArticleSarah Silverman Tweeted ‘Ten Rape Prevention Tips’ And The Internet Erupted
NBC It’s a familiar pattern by now. 1) Comedian tweets something “risqué.” 2) The internet explodes OUTRAGE OUTRAGE HOW DARE HE/SHE. 3) Repeat. In this case, the comedian is Sarah Silverman, who...
View ArticleEmilia Clarke Turned Down ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Over Nudity Concerns
HBO It’s going to be a big couple of months for Emilia Clarke. The fifth season of Game of Thrones premieres on April 12 — fingers crossed that this is the year Daenerys’ dragons FINALLY eat Ramsay —...
View ArticleThe Rock Reveals His Porn Name In This Week’s ‘SNL’ Promo
The first time The Rock hosted SNL was in 2000, while he was the top star in the World Wrestling Federation. His wrestling pals Triple H, Mick Foley, Big Show, and Vince McMahon showed up in the cold...
View ArticleThis Guy Tricked CBS Into Thinking He’s A Devastated One Direction Fan
The only thing more amusing than teens being devastated about something that doesn’t matter — when what they should be worried about is how the Sun is going to explode one day, killing life as we know...
View ArticleThis Mom Doesn’t Know That Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Right Behind Her
That’s the Kim and Kanye I want to remember. Her, blankly staring off into the unknown distance with a random hair color. Him, wearing a sleeveless shirt and looking agitated at everyone, especially...
View ArticleThe ‘Walking Dead’ Characters We’d Most Want On Our Zombie-Killing Dream Team
AMC We’re in the middle of March Madness, but I’m already thinking ahead to the NFL Draft, where teams pick, on average, seven new players to help them win the Super Bowl. This is kind of like that,...
View ArticleSomeone Counted Every Single Elevator Scene On ‘Mad Men’
AMC Mad Men spends as much time in elevators as Breaking Bad did meth labs. Knowing this, the Wall Street Journal counted all of the elevator scenes over the show’s seven seasons, and they even asked...
View ArticleA Tinder Hack Made A Whole Bunch Of Straight Bros Flirt With Each Other
NBC You never know who you’re talking to online. I say I’m “Josh Kurp,” a 27-year-old male living in Texas, but I could be Stan, a dog with a blog. YOU DON’T KNOW. Even on Tinder, which is supposed to...
View ArticleHow Michael Jackson Played A Part In Axl Rose Not Speaking To Slash
Getty Image Axl Rose and Slash haven’t spoken to each other since 1996, with little to no chance of the former Guns N’ Roses bandmates ever reconciling, let alone reuniting for a tour. In 2009, Rose...
View ArticleNorman Reedus Wants Breastfeeding Women To ‘Free The Nipple’
AMC Norman Reedus, whose intense Internet popularity probably means he’s no stranger to both anonymous male and female nipples, has come out in defense of women breastfeeding in public. Mothers Tammie...
View ArticleDave Grohl Is Helping A Foo Fighters Fan With Terminal Cancer Complete His...
FACEBOOK In 2009, Ken Powell was told that his melanoma cancer, which he had been battling for 14 years, was terminal. Ever since then, the 56-year-old Australian man has been crossing items off his...
View ArticleCarey Mulligan Ate At Hooters During Her First Trip To America
Visiting New York City as a child is a big deal. There’s nothing like seeing the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty, and Grand Central Station for the first time, or enjoying the Big Apple’s...
View ArticleDave Chappelle Used The Ol’‘I Love Those Dragons’ Line On Emilia Clarke
Getty Image Dave Chappelle, who hasn’t been in a movie in nine years, which still makes him more productive than Daenerys, attended the Game of Thrones Season 5 U.S. premiere, where he “lit a blazing...
View ArticleThere’s A Petition To Get Paris Hilton Booted From DJing A Music Festival
Warner Bros. Pictures Monkey masturbation material Paris Hilton is scheduled for a DJ set at Summerfest, the same “world’s largest music festival” that will also host Kendrick Lamar, Sheryl Crow, and...
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