The Missing Gilmore Girl Has Been Found: Mae Whitman
NBC Mae Whitman is an unabashed Gilmore Girls fan. Not that there’s anything to be embarrassed about: It was a great show, and the cast remains a delight. The Arrested Development star worked with...
View ArticleThe ‘Gilmore Girls’ Cast Talk To Us About What Their Characters’ Current TV...
Jack Plunkett/ATX For the first time since the show went off the air in 2007, the Gilmore Girls cast and creator Amy Sherman-Palladino reunited. The coffee-infused magic happened at the ATX Television...
View ArticleWarner Bros. Will Charge You $20 For Pirating An Episode Of ‘Friends’
NBC Despite it never not being on TV and the entire series streaming through Netflix Instant, people are still illegally downloading episodes of Friends. And not even good episodes of Friends, but...
View ArticleWatch The Season 3 Trailer For TV’s Most Beautifully Bleak Show, ‘Rectify’
It’s beautiful, it’s bleak, it boasts a killer cast, it’s about murder in the South, and it’s returning for another season soon. Nope, not True Detective, it’s Rectify, the Sundance Channel original...
View ArticleTara Strong Feels Like She Was Stabbed ‘In The Heart’ Over The New ‘Powerpuff...
TWITTER Tara Strong is the literal voice of your childhood. She worked on Rugrats, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Fairly OddParents, and The Powerpuff Girls, as Bubbles. But she won’t be in the new Powerpuff...
View ArticleTim Curry Made A Rare Public Appearance After Suffering A Stroke In 2012
Getty Image Tim Curry doesn’t make many public appearances anymore, not since he suffered a stroke in 2012. But he showed up at the Actors Fund Tony Awards Viewing Party to accept a Lifetime...
View ArticleWho’s Going To Play Kimmy’s Mom On ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’?
NETFLIX Of the many things Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt did well in its first season, songs about black penis is one of them. Also, impeccable casting. It’s already impossible to imagine a world without...
View ArticleBe The One Who Gets Drunk On ‘Heisenberg Blue Ice Vodka’
BLUE ICE VODKA In the greatest TV show promotional tie-in since Manimal‘s Sloppy Joes, Sony Pictures Television and 21st Century Spirits have teamed up to distribute “Heisenberg” Blue Ice Vodka....
View ArticleSell Out And Pay Your Debts With The Sex Pistols Credit Card
VIRGIN MONEY The Sex Pistols, a band that wore the “punk” label like an Anarchy shirt in manager Malcolm McLaren’s Sex boutique, famously sung, “Your future dream is a shopping scheme.” Well, to quote...
View ArticleGandalf And Dumbledore Got Married To Troll The Westboro Baptist Church
TWITTER One of J.K. Rowling’s more memorable Twitter conversations happened last month, when the Harry Potter author supported Dumbledore and Gandalf getting married in Ireland. Of course those...
View Article‘Complete And Utter Dependence': All The Times Marge Should Have Left Homer
FOX While speaking at the ATX Television Festival over the weekend, The Simpsons showrunner Al Jean said that in next season’s premiere, “it’s discovered after all the years, Homer has narcolepsy, and...
View ArticleNick Offerman Thinks Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy Is His Generation’s Bob Dylan And...
Getty Image Bob Dylan is the voice of one generation, and Lena Dunham is the voice of another, obviously. But there’s a substantial age gap between the two. According to 44-year-old Nick Offerman, his...
View ArticleIn Honor Of Her Birthday, 10 Times Kate Upton Broke The Internet
Getty Image On this day, 23 years ago, Shelly and Jeff Upton had a daughter, Kate. You may have heard of her. It’s hard to believe that she’s only 23, considering it feels like she’s been an internet...
View ArticleThis Woman Captured The Exact Moment Her Dog Wanted To Murder Her
TWITTER In the Rick & Morty episode “Lawnmower Dog,” canines take over the world because humans are so terrible to them. We make them eat slop, give them embarrassing names like “Snuffles” and...
View ArticleKacey Musgraves’‘Biscuits’ Music Video Looks Like If Wes Anderson Directed...
Kacey Musgraves, who gets the UPROXX Seal of Approval (it’s literally a signed photo of Seal) for rejecting Tim Tebow at the Country Music Awards, and because Same Trailer Different Park was catchy as...
View ArticleR.I.P. ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Star And Heavy Metal Singer Sir Christopher Lee
NEW LINE CINEMA Actor Christopher Lee, who I’m pretty sure is the only Commander of the Order of the British Empire to release a heavy metal Christmas album, passed away on Sunday at London’s Chelsea...
View ArticleHayden Panettiere And Zachary Quinto Won’t Be Returning For ‘Heroes: Reborn’
NBC When Heroes perhaps unnecessarily returns as Heroes: Reborn this fall, it’s bringing along a number of familiar characters, including Hiro Nakamura, Mohinder Suresh, and Noah Bennet. But not the...
View ArticleSorry, Mom And Dad, But There’s A New ‘Teletubbies’ Coming To Nick, Jr.
BBC Pour one out for Mom and Dad’s sanity: The Teletubbies are coming back. The latest thing from your past to be rebooted that you don’t remember ever watching, but whose existence you were aware of...
View ArticleThat Time Faith No More’s Mike Patton Pooped In Axl Rose’s Orange Juice
Getty Image Mike Patton and Axl Rose have been connected since long before the “greatest singer of all-time” debate (#TeamAdamDuritz). In his new book Rock Star Babylon: Outrageous Rumors, Legends, and...
View Article‘Orange Is The New Black’ Has The Best (Or Maybe Worst?) Episode Titles
NETFLIX Seinfeld had “The [Noun].” Friends, “The One with…” Community, lengthy course names. But those episode titles have nothing on Orange Is the New Black. They’ve always been pretty good, like last...
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