What Would You Like To See Happen In Season 6 Of ‘Game Of Thrones’?
HBO You’ve had some time to clear your heads a little and settle your emotions after Sunday night’s Season 5 finale of Game of Thrones. It was certainly intense, and people reacted strongly in a number...
View ArticleKeith Hernandez Is Still Cashing Monthly Royalty Checks From ‘Seinfeld’
Getty Image Pretty boy Keith Hernandez was only in three episodes of Seinfeld, Season 3’s two-part “The Boyfriend” and the contentious series finale, but he’s still making enough money from those guest...
View ArticleMiami Cops Found LSD Tabs With ‘Breaking Bad’ Characters On Them
AMC Since vodka inspiration Breaking Bad premiered in 2008, there have been many real-life Walter Whites, from a middle-school tutor with cancer getting arrested in a bust to a guy actually named...
View ArticleDaryl And Beth From ‘The Walking Dead’ Are Reportedly Dating In Real Life
AMC Those who flip off a burning house together, stay together. A million fan fiction stories came true all at once when Us Weekly broke the news that Norman Reedus and Emily Kinney, who play(ed)...
View ArticleThis Zookeeper Pretended To Be Chris Pratt In ‘Jurassic World,’ But With...
Via FEMINERDS Everyone in the world has seen Jurassic World — no, really, literally everyone — and probably its most iconic shot: Lauren Lapkus denying Jake Johnson’s advances. Also, Chris Pratt...
View ArticleAaron Paul Will Return To TV, Sort Of, In Hulu’s ‘The Way’
AMC He went through a lot on Breaking Bad, so Aaron Paul has earned his much-needed break from TV since every drug dealer’s favorite show went off the air, give or take a BoJack Horseman. But his...
View ArticleDixie Chicks Are Ending Their Hiatus, But Still Not Touring America
Getty Image Since 2010, the Dixie Chicks have only played 17 concerts, most recently in 2014 in Denmark. Their last show in America, the country they pissed off a large chunk of with a single comment,...
View ArticlePope Francis Tweeted That The Earth Is An ‘Immense Pile Of Filth’
Getty Image When even the Pope has given up on humanity, maybe it’s time we sweep mankind under the rug and let, I dunno, the corgis run Earth for awhile. They can’t do any worse than we have; I doubt...
View ArticleBlake Anderson From ‘Workaholics’ Got Kicked Off A Morning Show For Swearing
Workaholics star Blake Anderson appeared on a Fox affiliate in Cincinnati this morning to promote his new movie Dope. It did not go well. His interview with an overly chipper anchor begins with a...
View ArticleNew Inmate Ruby Rose Has An ‘Archer’ Tattoo On ‘Orange Is The New Black’
NETFLIX Ruby Rose has been internet famous for years. She’s a model, VJ, and powerful advocate for having “an identity that deviates from the status quo,” i.e. being whoever the hell you want to be....
View ArticleMadonna Apparently Wants New York City To Go Inside Amy Schumer
Getty Image Bitch, She’s Madonna will tour behind her new album, Rebel Heart, this summer, beginning Aug. 29 in Miami. She’ll be on the road until late December, when the good, drunk people of Glasgow,...
View ArticleIt Sure Sounds Like Bryan Cranston Will Be On ‘Better Call Saul’ Eventually
AMC While Vince Gilligan is surely tempted to end every episode of Better Call Saul with his characters standing around asking “Where’s Walter White?” he’s somehow resisted, and the show has been...
View ArticleSlayer Guitarist Gary Holt Wore A ‘Kill The Kardashians’ Shirt In Concert
Getty Image Making jokes about the Kardashians is about as easy as quoting Borat. If you’re gonna say something about America’s most emblematic family, you need to step your game up, like, um, wearing...
View ArticleHere’s What A Casting Call For A Penis Flasher On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Looks Like
HBO SON: Mom, you’ll never believe it! MOM: Tell me. What is it? SON: I was offered a role on Game of Thrones! MOM: That’s amazing. All your hard work has finally paid off. SON: I’m so excited. MOM:...
View ArticleChris Pratt Would Like You To Sexually Objectify Women AND Men
Getty Image If you’re going to objectify Scarlett Johansson, you’d better act like the Tex Avery wolf around Chris Evans, too. So says Chris Pratt in an interview with Yahoo UK, where the Jurassic...
View ArticleTry To Guess The Name Of The Horrifying ‘Pokémon’ Porn Parody
Gotta catch them all, “them” being STDs. Wood Rocket, the makers of such fine porn parodies as The Humper Games and Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot, have truly outdone themselves with...
View ArticleWatch Every Death From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 5, Its Bloodiest Season Yet
hbo After the “Stannis is NOT the Mannis” episode of Game of Thrones this season, which had everyone screaming bloody murder at their televisions, our own Dustin Rowles defended the show’s indefensible...
View ArticleWilco Covered Pavement’s ‘Cut Your Hair’ In Their New Documentary
Wilco, already the subjects of one documentary (the must-see I Am Trying to Break Your Heart), are about to star in another one. Every Other Year follows the Chicago group at their biennial Solid...
View ArticleTy Burrell Will Be Your Dad For A Day On The ‘Modern Family’ Set
Miss out on your chance to ride to the Magic Mike XXL premiere with C-Tates? No worries. You can still hang out with Ty Burrell on the set of Modern Family. To benefit Kids in the Spotlight, Omaze...
View ArticleWho Loves Ya, Baby? Vin Diesel Wants To Go From ‘Furious 8′ To ‘Kojak’
Getty Image Vin Diesel has been wanting to star in a Kojak movie since at least 2012, when two Johnny English writers (things were CRAZY three years ago) updated the TV series for a “contemporary...
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