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‘Furious 7′ Is Now The Third Highest-Grossing Movie Of All-Time
Universal Pictures With the exception of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, every movie in the Fast and the Furious franchise has made more than the one before it. The increases are sometimes...
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Rose McGowan: My Agent Fired Me For Calling Out Sexist Hollywood ‘Bullsh*t’
Dimension Films Earlier this week, Rose McGowan shared a wardrobe note for Adam Sandler’s upcoming movie about a sexy seamstress at a sweatpants factory who falls in love with a schlub of a man,...
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Teens May Have Invented A Condom That Changes Color When An STI Is Detected
Getty Image When the words “condom,” “STI,” and “teens” are used together in a sentence, it’s usually not a good thing. “These teens didn’t use a condom, and now he has the It Follows STI-monster...
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These Are The Absolute Cruelest Celebrity Cutaways On ‘Family Guy’
FOX In Seth MacFarlane’s Ted 2, Tom Brady is a god. A god with a golden penis. This is disappointing for many reasons, including BRADY SUX DEFLATED BALLS #DEFLATEGATE. Also, MacFarlane’s...
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The New ‘X-Files’ Will Be About Living In A Post-9/11 World, And Also Were-Men
20th Century Fox The X-Files ended after the events of September 11, 2001. But because the ninth season never happened (IT NEVER HAPPENED), living in a post-9/11 world, as every writer ever puts it, is...
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Best Coast’s Bethany Cosentino Wrote A Note About Seeming ‘B*tchy’ During...
Getty Image Best Coast singer/guitarist/cat fanatic Bethany Cosentino — whose “California Nights” you should vote for in our Song of the Summer championship — isn’t the most animated musician you’ll...
View ArticleAll Your Questions About Azor Ahai From ‘Game Of Thrones,’ Answered
Azor Ahai is an important name to remember on Game of Thrones, no matter what happens to Jon Snow next season. Hot off the heels of our “R + L = J” explainer, we’ve put together a helpful video that...
View ArticleKim Dickens Mocks The Internet In The Latest ‘Fear The Walking Dead’ Promo
They should’ve listened to the bloggers. In the latest promo for Fear the Walking Dead, Madison (played by Kim Dickens) mocks a probable Reddit user’s warning that a virus, or maybe a microbe, is...
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Why ‘Modern Family’ Might Not Win Outstanding Comedy Series This Year
ABC The last time Modern Family didn’t take home the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series was in 2009, the same year Bored to Death and The Good Wife premiered and Battlestar Galactica and ER went off...
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J.K. Rowling Announced That There’s Going To Be An Original ‘Harry Potter’ Play
Warner Bros. On the 18th anniversary of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone being published in the United Kingdom, author/Westboro Baptist Church troll J.K. Rowling revealed that there will be an...
View ArticleSelena Gomez Wants To Look ‘Good For You’ In Her New Music Video
For her second solo album, Selena Gomez has gone mature. You can tell because, in the music video for the Weeknd-esque “Good For You,” she gives a serious gaze to the camera and runs her hands through...
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How ‘Game Of Thrones’ Celebrated Gay Marriage Being Legalized
HBO In a rare case of good #branding (unlike this), Game of Thrones, one of the more gay positive shows on television (despite the lack of penises), celebrated today’s historical Supreme Court decision...
View ArticleAnd Now, Two Dachshunds Running Around Dressed As Minions
I’d like to think that I’m better than to be excited for Minions, a Despicable Me spin-off about those squatty, bespectacled corndogs. But I’m helpless to their nonsense-speaking charms. I am also...
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Cara Delevingne And St. Vincent’s Annie Clark Are Dating And Should Now Form...
Getty Image Model-turned-actress-turned-Suicide Squad enchantress Cara Delevingne is on the cover of next month’s Vogue. The whole thing’s worth a read; she’s lived an interesting life and speaks...
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The ‘Broad City’ Cast Observed Gay Marriage Day By Lifting Their Shirts
COMEDY CENTRAL Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson, everyone’s favorite couple that isn’t actually a couple, are very happy about everything that’s happened today. They called it the “best day we’ve had in...
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This Suit-Wearing Dog Anchor Should Have Taken Over ‘Nightly News’
I AM DOG Meet Inuyama Shibao. He’s a majestic Shiba Inu who, when not jamming in his dad-rock band, works as a news anchor in an infomercial series for Seven Bank. I think? My Chinese is a little ruff,...
View ArticleCNN Thought A Dildo-Covered Flag At A Gay Pride Parade Was An ISIS Flag
Oh CNN, you are just the most. The most trusted name in news had a “JUST IN” report earlier today from a gay pride parade in London. CNN international assignment editor Lucy Pawle spotted an ISIS flag...
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The Who Mocked Kanye West’s ‘Greatest Living Rock Star On The Planet’ Claim
Getty Image The Who may very well have been the biggest rock stars on the planet. But that was a long time ago. In the past 35 years, they’ve released three albums, only one of which went platinum in...
View ArticleNo One Loves ‘Jurassic World’ As Much As This Woman Who Cried For 15 Minutes
After seeing Jurassic World, you may feel sad (that it’s not as good as Jurassic Park or The Lost World), or hungry, or tired, or even horny; Chris Pratt does look really good in his tight shirt. I’m...
View ArticleTaylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ Has Finally Been Exposed As A ‘Basic B*tch Anthem’
Taylor Swift has released four singles from 1989, two of which rank among the album’s worst songs. “Welcome to New York” and “Bad Blood” pale in comparison to “Out of the Woods,” which had better get...
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