Don’t Worry, Leonardo DiCaprio Doesn’t Have Any Fleas In His Beard
Getty Image The Revenant, Alejandro González Iñárritu’s follow-up to Birdman starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy (think: cold Mad Max), is over budget by $35 million, production moved from Canada...
View ArticleA Drug Smuggler Needed Surgery To Remove Heroin From Her ‘Private Area’
Yavapai County Sheriff's Office Michael Torrez, Miranda Baldonado, and Sarah Valencia were arrested on Monday in Arizona and charged with an assortment of felonies, including possession and...
View Article‘Archer’ Is Moving To FXX, And ‘Fargo’ And ‘American Horror Story’ Have...
FX It was a big day of announcements for FX at their TCA presentation, with premiere dates, channel hops, and renewals, so let’s get right into it. In 2016, new episodes of Archer will premiere on FXX,...
View ArticleHugh Hefner’s Son Got Engaged To A ‘Harry Potter’ Actress
Getty Image Hugh Hefner’s son, Cooper, who will likely take over the Playboy empire when (if?) his famous father dies, grew up at the world’s most famous mansion. But, “My parents kept us sheltered...
View Article‘Agent Carter’ Has Found Its Villain For Season Two
ABC In season one of ABC’s Marvel’s Possessive’s Agent Carter, Peggy Carter battled sexism, boarding house landlords, and more sexism. There will be presumably more of that in season two — now in...
View ArticleA Husband Surprised His Wife With Pregnancy Announcement Before She Knew She...
A man is… somewhere. We can’t tell at first. All we know is that he, Sam, is married to someone named Mia, and he wants to announce her pregnancy to her. Because he had a dream, you see. How does this...
View ArticleMarshawn Lynch Relives Super Bowl XLIX In This Clip From ‘The League’ Premiere
FXX Everyone knows of the Madden Curse, but there might be something to The League Curse. Among the show’s highest-profile NFL cameos, Antonio Gates was suspended, Chad Johnson was arrested, Adrian...
View ArticleThe Girl Who Took Her Senior Photos At Taco Bell Is The Only Smart Teen
Getty Image Soft lighting. Forest setting. Flower-print dress. Senior photos are a lie. Teens don’t spend afternoons sunbathing on a dock — they’re wasting their time and money at Taco Bell, because...
View Article‘Jackass’ Star Steve-O Was Arrested In A Dangerous Protest Against SeaWorld
Getty Image Scrotum abuser Steve-O was arrested Sunday after climbing to the top of a construction crane in a protest against SeaWorld. Police officers weren’t sure whether the Jackass star, who...
View ArticleDaenerys And Daario’s Sexy ‘Game Of Thrones’ Body Doubles Are Dating
ROSIE MAC/INSTAGRAM In April, we introduced you to Rosie Mac, Emilia Clarke’s body double on Game of Thrones who was smart enough to say “nah, I’m good” to appearing in Terminator Genisys. Much has...
View ArticleJoanna Newsom’s New Music Video Was Directed By Paul Thomas Anderson
Harp-playing throwback Joanna Newsom’s last album, 2010’s Have One On Me, was three discs long. That’s a lot of music (over two hours!). She must have been tempted to pare down for her next record —...
View ArticleThe ‘Perfect Mistress’ Looks Exactly The Way You Think She Does
Getty Image This just in: Men enjoy women with perfect and flexible physiques. Seeking Arrangements, where rich, bored, oft-married men find gorgeous women to sleep with, collected data from its...
View ArticleZac Efron May Star In The ‘Baywatch’ Movie With The Rock
UNIVERSAL Obviously, the most important question about the Baywatch movie — besides “really???” — is: Which male hunks will be running around the beach shirtless? Viewers of the show came for Pamela...
View ArticleSofía Vergara Will Play Bart’s New Teacher On ‘The Simpsons’
ABC When Phil Hartman passed away, The Simpsons simply retired Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz/Miguel Sanchez. It was sad not having them around anymore, loosening juice and negotiating for old birdcages,...
View ArticleA Long-Dead Main Character Is (Sort Of) Returning To ‘Game Of Thrones’
HBO For the first time in the show’s history, last season of Game of Thrones had a flashback scene. It didn’t provide anything we weren’t already aware of — Cersei will marry a king, until someone...
View ArticleA CrossFit ‘Inspirer’ Used A Holocaust Memorial To Do Handstands On
Via INSTAGRAM CrossFit members love nothing more than to talk about the cult of CrossFit and why you should join CrossFit, bro, and why haven’t you joined CrossFit yet? Well, here’s one good reason:...
View ArticleEven The Director Of ‘Crash’ Thinks ‘Crash’ Shouldn’t Have Won Best Picture
Lionsgate Crash, Paul Haggis’ ineffective look at racial anxiety in Los Angeles, has the reputation of being the Worst Best Picture Winner Ever, but judging by Rotten Tomatoes, that’s not exactly...
View ArticleRob Zombie Burned A Troll Who Called Him A ‘Hipster’
Getty Image There are many things you can call metal icon Rob Zombie — musician, director, Jamie Foxx’s skateboard instructor, the guy who named his album Hellbilly Deluxe 2: Noble Jackals, Penny...
View ArticleA Craigslist User Spent 1,500 Words Looking For Some ‘Real, Happy T*ts’
HBO When a Craigslist Casual Encounter begins, “Maybe this is asking too much, but…” it’s probably too much. Especially when that “but” is followed by, “I’m looking for inspiration and was wondering...
View ArticleThese Moments Prove That Everyone Really Does Hate The Kardashians
Getty Image Fox 35 Orlando anchorman John Brown spoke for millions last week when, while covering BREAKING NEWS about Kylie Jenner’s new rabbit, he walked off-camera and went on a rant about the...
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