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Here’s The Most Accurate ‘Mad Men’ Episode Description Yet
You guys, Matthew Weiner is going to be PISSED when he sees how much AMC gave away about tonight’s episode of Mad Men. I mean, it’s probably not even worth watching the finale, based on the...
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Please Enjoy This GIF Of Alison Brie Dancing In A Chicken Suit (And The...
Community DVD extra, or Alison’s audition tape for Arrested Development? You decide. (Via) Watch Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Anthony Kiedis Fight A Clueless Security Guard — (UPROXX) Watch Jon Stewart’s...
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Drake Drinks From A Grammy To Announce His New Album, ‘Nothing Was The Same’
Drake is a ridiculous person, and his album trailer for Nothing Was the Same, which comes out September 7th, does nothing to persuade anyone otherwise. In it, he receives his Best Rap Album Grammy for...
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Taiwanese Animation Explains How Paula Deen Melted Down Like Butter In A Hot...
If anyone’s going to explain the unexplainable Paula Deen clusterfudge — what with its heavy portions of salty racism with extra racism on top, and a side order of buttery bigotry — it’s the brilliant...
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Backstreet Bro Aaron Carter Got His Ass Kicked By Some Hardcore New Kids On...
The Blonde of Blonde of “celebrities getting their ass kicked” stories is “WHERE’S BUMBLEBEE NOW?” but this one’s pretty good, too; think of it as the topic’s Nashville Skyline. On Saturday, Aaron...
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Last Night’s TV MVP: The Person In Charge Of Blurring Discovery’s ‘Naked &...
While most so-called TV experts were applauding the efforts of Jon Hamm, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and that walking Janelle Monáe song, REAL fans of the medium were rhapsodizing over last night’s true MVP:...
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Hear Explosions In The Sky’s Super Bowl-Inspired New Song For The New Paul...
If you like terms like “sonic landscapes,” you’re going to love the soundtrack for David Gordon Green’s Paul Rudd and Emile Hirsch-starring film Prince Avalanche, courtesy of instrumental...
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FaceMashups Has Discovered How To Make Jennifer Lawrence Hideous
A typical Jennifer Lawrence quote: “My publicist told me that a magazine was going to say I was having a thing with either Sam Claflin or Bradley Cooper, and I got to choose. And I chose Bradley...
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FYI: The C*nt Punt Queen Is Back On Twitter And Using It Perfectly
It’s beautiful. We’re so happy to have you back in our lives, Rebecca. It’s been far too long. (Via Twitter)
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What’s On Tonight: Get Your ‘Simpsons Did It’ Jokes About ‘Under The Dome’...
Under the Dome (CBS, 10 p.m.) — Series premiere. No, The Simpsons did not do it. Well, they did, but please don’t be one of those people who tweets that during the first installment of Stephen King’s...
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An Albuquerque-Based Brewery Is Selling ‘Heisenberg’s Dark’ Beer For...
It’s not quite Schraderbräu, but it’ll do. Following in the long line of Game of Thrones, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and illegal bottles of The Simpsons‘ Duff Beer sold in the shadiest of...
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Here’s The Cut Justin Bieber ‘SNL’ Sketch Bill Hader Called The ‘Greatest...
I guess Hader was on to something. “Justin Bieber showed up with like 20 guys. And every time, backstage is a very small constructed place, he had a guy holding a slice of pizza, a guy holding a Diet...
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Pittsburgh Wants To Ban Kenny Chesney After 73 Fans Of His Were Arrested...
If you see that Kenny Chesney is coming to your town, RUN. Not only does the country superstar order his steaks “extra well done,” which officially qualifies him for monster status, his fans are a...
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The 10 Most Terrifying GIFs From Stephen King’s Movies And TV Shows
Unlike movies based on Stephen King’s often-magnificent novels and short stories, which range from excellent (The Shining, Stand by Me, The Shawshank Redemption) to not-the-intended-kind-of horrific...
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Here’s The Final ‘Breaking Bad’ Poster
Imagine you’ve never seen Breaking Bad. You’ve never even heard of it, so you have no clue what the show’s about. All you have to go off are the posters that AMC — “didn’t they used to show Fried...
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What It’d Look Like If John Lennon Auditioned For ‘The Voice’
What if “A Day in the Life” had never happened, and bespectacled John Lennon was just a nobody from some town in, ugh, EUROPE. The Beatles? Never heard of ‘em. Now the Cockroaches? Greatest band of...
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KFC Bathroom Creep Will Be Caught By Cops After He Uploaded Video Of Himself...
There’s a lot going on in that headline, so let’s break it down. Dominik Selchert, 27, was accused of spying on female co-workers at the KFC where he worked as an assistant manager after his iPhone...
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… And What’s The Deal With Jerry Seinfeld And Wale’s Awkward Handshake?
Earlier this year, we told you about Wale’s collaboration with MC Jerry Seinfeld, whose wife My Name Is Jessica and I’m Here to Say I’m the Most Famous Wife of a Jewish Comedian Who Once Had a Titular...
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5 Metal Albums From 2013 That Non-Metalheads Will Love
It’s been a quite year for new metal. Not nü-metal, but new metal, as in loud albums that came out in 2013 that burrow their way into your skull, slowly chipping at your head with a pick-axe until...
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Guess Which HBO Drama ‘Entertainment Weekly’ Named The Greatest Show Of All-Time
If you’re the type of person who gets his rocks off getting mad at lists of the greatest whatevers of all-time, you’re going to PLOTZ or get black out drunk, depending on whether you’re more #10 and...
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