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Watch 1,000 High School Students Sing The National Anthem On 18 Floors Of A...
Hopefully there ain’t any of those non-Americans there to ruin things for everyone. So, I’m in Kentucky for work and today when we got back, 1000 high school students had checked into our hotel. They...
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Bank Of America Addressed A Credit Card Offer To ‘Lisa Is A Slut’
What’s the worst way your name has been bungled in a mailing address? I once got Josh Krap, which isn’t so bad (to be fair, it was a free sample of cereal from Simply Fiber), especially when compared...
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5-Year-Old Disney Channel Actress Receives Death Threats, Likely Because She...
Disney Channel’s Good Luck Charlie is turning into the most controversial show on TV. First, the lesbians drove their Subaru Foresters right into America’s living room, running over any angelic little...
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8 Music Posters You See In Every Dorm Room
Decorating your freshman-year dorm room is tough. You want to come across as cool, but not so cool that you line your walls with posters of Animal Collective and Washed Out. You don’t want to be...
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Sochi’s Pedobear-Esque Mascot Is A Russian Nightmare
What the hell is going on in Russia? Oh yeah, that’s right: it’s LITERALLY Hell. Bear down for midterms, bear (put) down for scaring young children, hopefully. Banner via @anchorlines, GIF via...
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Here’s The Press Release For The Beatles’ First ‘Ed Sullivan’ Appearance 50...
It was 50 years ago this Sunday, people weren’t using “it was [NUMBER] of years ago” as a lede for a story about the Beatles, because Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band hadn’t come out yet. But it...
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Fashion Labels Are Promoting Celebrities Wearing Their Clothes… At Philip...
In the picture above, taken sometime last year, Philip Seymour Hoffman is wearing a New York Knicks hat. Imagine if, after hearing that Hoffman died, the Knicks PR department tweeted, “The Hunger...
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The Mixtape Everyone Keeps Talking About Comes From Three Female Brazilian...
Pearls Negras. Maybe you’ve seen that name on Twitter, but you didn’t know what it meant, or if “it” was an expression or a person. Well, Pearls Negras is actually a trio of teenage women who hail...
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Woody Allen In The New York Times: ‘I Did Not Molest Dylan’
After finding time in his schedule of watching old New York Knicks games from 1957 and not observing Shabbat, Woody Allen responded to his daughter’s allegations of sexual molestation in the New York...
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Katy Perry Went Full Hover Hand Over Anna Kendrick’s Boobs
Impressively enough, that’s not even the best picture taken at a fancy event involving “Katy Perry” and “boobs.” That would of course go to the immortal photo of Ellen DeGeneres doing her impression...
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Yelp Users Are Expertly Pranking A Homophobic, Racist Restaurant Owner
A charming restaurant owner in Enid, Oklahoma, is facing the wrath of Yelp users, the hungriest of wrath-seekers, after he told a local news station, “I think I can spot a freak or a faggot…I really...
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The French Have Proof That President Obama Is Boning Beyoncé
The French go about things differently than we do here in the land of cheese fries and salt that is America. They eat foods we find disgusting (like fries without cheese), they like the films of Jerry...
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‘The Walking Dead’ Bad Decision Power Rankings: ‘After’
Welcome back to The Walking Dead Bad Decision Power Rankings: (Almost) All Grimes’ Boys Edition! #5. Michonne’s Zombies It’s been well established that humans won’t be attacked by zombies when they’re...
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Watch Samuel L. Jackson Lay Into A Local News Reporter Who Confused Him For...
“Are you surprised the phone rings as much as it does?” That’s how KTLA entertainment reporter (which is a fancy way of saying, “One step up from Rush Hour DJ”) Sam Rubin began his interview with...
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20 Of Our Favorite TV Shows And Movies, In Adorable Lego Form
Everything that With Leather’s Brandon said in his Lego Sports post? Yes. The Lego Movie is great, you should go see The Lego Movie, and everything is awesome. Especially non-Lego movies and TV shows...
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Marvel At This Infographic Of Every One Of Prince’s Hairstyles Since 1978
There’s a different Prince hairstyle for every phrase of your life. The youthful afro, the teenage curls, the middle-aged flip, the Rachel from Friends, the I’m-going-through-something afro…again....
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The New Neneh Cherry And Robyn Song Is Everything A Neneh Cherry And Robyn...
For two pop stars who originally hit it big in the mid-to-late 1990s, Neneh Cherry and Robyn sound remarkably fresh. Proof: their collaboration on the first official single from Cherry’s first solo...
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Rappers Won’t Work With Frank Ocean Because He’s Gay, Claims T-Pain
While the world recovers from the news that future-NFL player Mike Sam is gay, and by “world recovers,” I mean, “nothing is different because no one should care if he’s straight, gay, or David Bowie,”...
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What’s On Tonight: Dogs, Dogs, And More Dogs
The Olympics (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Alpine skiing: women’s gold medal final; freestyle skiing: men’s moguls gold medal final; corgi toss; short track: men’s 1500m gold medal final. Only one of those isn’t...
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This Woman Should Have Cleared Her Browser History Before Showing Her Phone...
It’s the oldest excuse in the book: “I was looking at PornHub Mobile for…um…research purposes, yeah, research. It’s for my upcoming story on these three girls who were visited by a normal, not-sexy...
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