Maggie From ‘The Walking Dead’ Was On The First ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’...
Yes, it’s Whose Line Is It Anyway, where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like everything else on the CW. Anyway, just like we did with news of the show’s...
View ArticleThis Canadian Man Dancing To Backstreet Boys In 1999 Is Your New Internet Hero
And the award for the Most Internet’y Video That Interneted the Internet goes to…”Backstreet’s Back circa 1999 Canada’s Wonderland.” For completely inexplicable, though delightful reasons, a video of,...
View ArticleMeet The Bros Who Are ‘Bro Choice’ Because Legal Abortions Means More Sexxx,...
I’m not quite sure how to take the video below. On one hand, I support any cause that allows women to have the right to choice. On the other hand, “HEY BRAH HEAR ABOUT SLIM DICK STEVE? #JEAH HE...
View ArticleRanking The ‘Under The Dome’ Characters, From Least To Most Ridiculous
Under the Dome could be so much better than it is. The show may eventually repeat the excitement of its pilot, but considering it’s a massive success for CBS, which means we should expect many years...
View ArticleBar Refaeli’s Instagram Is A Real-Life Stefon Sketch: It Has EVERYTHING
If you came here looking for fun, here you go: the world’s hottest nightclub is Bar Refaeli’s Instagram Life. It has EVERYTHING. Allow us to give you a tour, minus the velvet ropes, of course. Gold...
View ArticleJesus Christ, What Happened To Snooki?
Snooki turned into Tila Tequila after a day at D-Bag Beach, presented by Axe®, so gradually, I didn’t even notice. The pint-sized reality starlet, real name Nicole Polizzi, stepped out at the Self...
View ArticleA Woman Got Stuck In A Wall For 7 Hours, And Everyone Thought She Was A Ghost
We’ve all been there. You want to spice things up in your life, but rather than skydive or buy a new hot pot, this one in blue, NOT red, you instead look for a shortcut to your home, and end up...
View ArticleTay Allyn’s Worst Song Of The Year Contender —‘Mass Text’— Will Ruin Texting...
A few notes on “Mass Text,” which is to 2013 as “Thanksgiving” was to 2012 and “Friday” to 2011. 1. The hell? 2. No, seriously. The hell? 3. I mean, really, the hell? 4. According to Tay Allyn’s...
View ArticleSomeone’s Gonna Get Buried On ‘Breaking Bad’ This Season, Judging By These...
The next time you and your friends are bored because there’s no Breaking Bad on, here’s a fun game to play: Figurative or Literal? FigLit, for short. Here’s an example: is the photo above, released as...
View ArticleWatch Bob Dylan, Jeff Tweedy, And Jim James Perform Together
If you want to attend one great tour with one terrible name this summer, make sure it’s the AmericanaramA Festival of Music Tour. Acts include Richard Thompson, Bob Weir, Wilco, Bob Dylan, and My...
View ArticleA Group Of Satanists Performed A ‘Gay Ritual’ On A Westboro Baptist Church...
Trying to top the Westboro Baptist Church in insanity is like attempting to make a Girl Scout cookie better than the Thin Mint. It ain’t gonna happen. After all, it doesn’t get much more batsh*t loco...
View ArticleWatch Nick Offerman Get Drunk On 40s, Take His Penis Out, And Pee On EVERYTHING
It’s so hot today, the kind of sticky, swampy, salty hot where you all want to do is get fired from your job, walk around town drinking 40s, take out your dick, and pee on EVERYTHING. Dogs, cars,...
View ArticleFinal Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week
It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...
View ArticleGeorge R.R. Martin Smashed A Guitar During Comic-Con In Front Of Neil Gaiman
I’m tempted to leave you with simply the headline and the video, as it kind of speaks for itself, but in honor of Mr. Martin, I’ll write 75,000 words about it. Last year, a video by comedy musical duo...
View ArticleOh Boy. Here’s Video Of Kanye West Attacking A Photographer.
What one photographer at LAX said earlier today as Kanye West was leaving the terminal: “Kanye. Can we talk to you, Kanye? What’s going on, man? What was up with all that stuff? Do you just wanna...
View ArticleThe First Line In The ‘Veronica Mars’ Movie Is About A Fictitious Sex Act
The luckiest or unluckiest SOBs in the world, depending on your feelings about standing outside for roughly seven days so you can be within mere hundreds of feet of TV folk, were treated to the first...
View ArticleJesse And The Rippers Performed A Medley Of Their Greatest Hits On ‘Fallon’
That orgasmic sigh you heard last night? That came from millions of men and women who fell into Jesse Katsopolis’s dreamy eyes and got stuck into his oily hair during Jesse and the Rippers’ reunion...
View ArticleThe 8 Most Important Things We Learned During The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Comic-Con...
After much deliberation, I have decided: no, nothing any of the Game of Thrones Comic-Con panelists could have said could top the Boyz II Men-inspired “In Memorium” video. George R.R. Martin could...
View ArticleWatch The ‘Buffy’-Referencing, ‘Party Down’-Reuniting ‘Veronica Mars’ Movie...
I’ve only helped pay for the production of two movies: in 1994, when I read about Waterworld in EW and sent $5 in the mail to The Mariner, Waterworld, USA, and last year, for the Veronica Mars movie....
View ArticleListen To Two New Songs Pearl Jam Premiered At Wrigley Field Last Night
Pearl Jam doesn’t begin their official 2013 tour until October in Pittsburgh, PA, but last night they played a sticky set at Chicago’s Wrigley Field, one that was delayed by rain and didn’t finish...
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