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Jennifer Lawrence Got Drunk And Tried To Dance With An Unamused Jennifer Lopez
NBC Now that we’ve all made our “Jennifer Lawrence’s box” jokes, it’s time to move onto J-LAW AND JIMMY’S BEEF. (Try to say something dirty about about the word “beef.” It’s impossible.) It seems that...
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Amy Poehler Gave Her First-Class Seat To A New Mom, Because Amy Poehler’s The...
NBC We’re reached a point where pretty much every headline with Amy Poehler in it should end with, “…Because Amy Poehler’s the Best.” I refuse to believe she’s capable of evil, and was only sent here,...
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The Will Ferrell Vs. Chad Smith Drum Battle TO THE DEATH Is Happening Soon
Oh, it’s on. It’s on like some sort of giant monkey who throws barrels at an Italian plumber. After months of anticipation, the greatest drum battle since that time Neil Peart threw his drumsticks at...
View ArticleA Spider-Man Turns Into A Blonde Woman In Arcade Fire’s New Music Video
“The right to marry anyone you want is a human rights issue.” That’s how Arcade Fire lead singer Win Butler introduced “We Exist,” a single from last year’s Reflektor, during his group’s recent stop...
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This Lawyer Has A Good Excuse For Why His Client Threw A Porn Star Off A Roof
Via INSTAGRAM OK, you’re the shadiest of shady lawyers and your “Instragram’s Biggest Playboy” d-bag client grabbed a porn star by the vagina and threw her off a roof, breaking her foot, and now she’s...
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Shailene Woodley Is A Homeless Tree Nymph
ABC Shailene Woodley does not own an iPad, or a mini-keg to keep her Tall Boys cold, or an Aaron Rodgers Fathead. She lives like Roger Sterling’s daughter, taking what God’s green earth provides her,...
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AMC Finds Its Next ‘Breaking Bad’ In ‘Untitled Billy Corgan Wrestling Project’
FOX Good news for anyone worried about how AMC is going to get by without the greatest TV drama since The Wire AND Bob Benson: they’ll be fine, because they’re in the Untitled Billy Corgan Wrestling...
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Justin Timberlake And Bill Hader Were Not Happy To See Andy Samberg On ‘SNL’
Via TWITTER If you like returning cast members, tonight is probably your favorite SNL of the season. We’re up to Weekend Update, and already we’ve seen Andy Samberg, Maya Rudolph, Seth Meyers, Bill...
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Paul Rudd Got In The (Nicolas) Cage On ‘SNL’
NBC Paul Rudd got in the cage, and now Ant Man will never be the same. Head to 5:45 in the clip below to learn all about National Treasure 3: Tea Bagging the Magna Carta. (Also, THE SEASON OF GLASS OF...
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The Best Part Of Last Night’s ‘SNL’ Lasted All Of 10 Seconds
NBC Oh, Tatiana Maslany, I don’t know why you were in last night’s SNL for only all of 10 seconds in a catchy, yet forgettable Digital Short, but I hope you come back next season to host. And be the...
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‘SNL’ Recap: A Frustrating End To A Frustrating Season
NBC Previously: “Guest Star Monologue,” “Get In the Cage,” and “Hugs.” Kristen Wiig. Fred Armisen. Bill Hader. Seth Meyers. Maya Rudolph. 2 Chainz. Lil Jon. Pharrell. Tatiana Maslany. Martin Short....
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Here Are The 10 Most Hated Men In America
Getty Image Disgraced former-Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling now spends his days walking aimlessly around his painted white multimillion-dollar mansion, paraphrasing his favorite Puddle of...
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Walder Frey Took A Bloody Great Photo With A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan
Via TWITTER A few months ago, I met David Bradley, the actor behind such stringy-haired leeches as Argus Filch and Walder Frey from Game of Thrones (as well as Broadchurch‘s mysterious shopkeep), for...
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The Top-Selling Album Of The Past 25 Years Is A Pleasant Surprise
Getty Image Think of all the HUGE albums that have come out since 1991: Jagged Little Pill, Come On Over, Supernatural, the Titanic soundtrack, everything by Backstreet Boys, everything by NSYNC,...
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Watch St. Vincent Play ‘Lithium’ With Nirvana At Their Rock Hall Induction
Getty Image The 2014 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony was nearly two months ago, but the concert will finally air on HBO this Saturday at 8 p.m. EST. We’ve already seen footage of Lorde...
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Phil Collins Came Out Of Retirement To Sing ‘In The Air Tonight’ At His Son’s...
Getty Image Let’s get this out of the way now: Eminem is full of sh*t. You know that song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night” (not the name of the song, Slim), about that guy who could’ve saved...
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The ‘World’s Ugliest Woman’ Is Kickstarting An Anti-Bullying Documentary
Getty Image Only one other person in the world has the same condition as Lizzie Velásquez, who was unfortunately dubbed the “world’s ugliest woman” after a video of hers went viral in 2006. The Austin,...
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That Time Norman Reedus Met Aaron Paul, And Internet Fandoms Crossed Streams
Getty Image It’s the stuff Tumblr dreams are made of: Breaking Bad‘s Aaron Paul and The Walking Dead‘s Norman Reedus, at the same location, talking to each other, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. OMG WE’D TOTALLY...
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This ‘How Often Do You Masturbate?’ Chart Only Proves Everyone’s A Liar
New Line Cinema I imagine that at least four times a week, someone asks the chart monkeys over at Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight how many times the average person masturbates. Well, Brandon, 31, New...
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Chance The Rapper Covered The ‘Arthur’ Theme Song
Getty Image Here’s a good way to tell how old you are. When you see “Arthur theme song,” do you think of: 1. Christopher Cross? 2. a four-eyed aardvark? Well, if you’re 21-year-old Chance the Rapper,...
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