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A Politician Will Pay $100K For ‘Sex Videos’ Of Reviled Wild Animal-Killing...
FACEBOOK Rough week for hunters and/or blonde girls. Axelle Despiegelaere lost her modeling contract, Steven Spielberg was revealed to be nothing more than a no-good dinosaur killer, and Kendall Jones,...
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The Local Media In Cleveland Reacting To LeBron’s Return Is Adorable
Getty Image Cleveland needed a win more than any other city not named Detroit. The second Sports Illustrated published “I’m Coming Home,” LeBron James’ “I’m back, baby” announcement, residents all...
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The Most Popular First Dance Songs Is A Good Reason To Not Get Married
HBO Facebook is a virtual scrapbook of wedding photos this time of year. It seems like everyone you know is getting hitched and expects you to buy them an expensive toaster. Meanwhile, you just want to...
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We Finally Have Actual Plot Details For ‘Better Call Saul’
AMC It was two years ago this month that Vince Gilligan first publicly mentioned the possibility of a Breaking Bad spinoff. Soon after, Better Call Saul was rumored, then announced, then delayed, then...
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R.I.P. Original Ramones Drummer, Tommy Ramone
Getty Image The Ramones went through drummers with a frequency matched only by Spinal Tap, but Tommy Ramone was the first, and it’s him you hear on The Ramones, Leave Home, and Rocket to Russia....
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Tracy Morgan Is Suing Walmart Over Their Involvement In His Car Crash
Getty Image Knuckle Beach’s very own Tracy Morgan is currently in a rehabilitation center, recovering from the June car crash that left one dead and Morgan in critical condition. The man driving the...
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Brian Williams Poked Fun At Horny Government Employees With A Great Sex Joke
NBC Since last year’s government shutdown, which went down exactly nine months ago, Washington, DC-area hospitals have reported a significant increase in birth rates. It’s being called a “Baby Boom,”...
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This Woman Is Next-Level Fantastic When It Comes To Facebook Cover Photos
FACEBOOK I don’t know who “Nikki” is. I’ve never met her and probably never will, but no matter, I GET her. Or at least the her that’s the best at choosing pop culture-themed Facebook cover photos....
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The Saddest Dude Ever Made His Shower Head Look Like A Beautiful Girl
IMGUR “If I don’t have a good shower,” Cosmo Kramer once said, “I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual.” Then how does one explain the most Forever Alone of Forever Alones, who turned his shower...
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CNN Interviewed A Pirate About Killer Prostitutes, Heroin, And Monkeys
CNN “A Google executive was killed by a prostitute. Prostitutes probably have crabs. Crabs live in the ocean. Oceans are where pirates go to work. I got it: LET’S INTERVIEW A PIRATE.” Because a Jack...
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Don’t Worry Everyone, You Still Might Be Able To See Kate Upton Nude
Getty Image One of these years, you’re going to Google “Kate Upton naked” (which I assume is your homepage, too), and something other than our artwork will come up. Upton, who’s made no career missteps...
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A Mom Was Kicked Out Of A Concert For Having Her Baby In The Pit
Getty Image Megan Christopherson got in trouble with the law this week for bringing her four-month-old infant to see Brad Paisley with her at the Sleep Train Amphitheatre in San Diego. No, it’s not...
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Boyz II Men Turned Tweets Into Love Songs To Sell Wendy’s Pretzel Buns
YOUTUBE Nathan Morris, Shawn Stockman, and Wanya Morris are no longer Boyz. They’re Men, and Men have to provide for their families. So if a fast food conglomerate reaches out to you one day and says,...
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Watch A Man And His Loyal Dog Act Out Movie Clichés
YOUTUBE John Esquivel had a really good idea one day. “OK, action movies…WITH DOGS.” Simple, brilliant — if it worked for Air Bud, it can work for him, too. Here’s what he actually had to say....
View ArticleThis Little Boy Dramatically Dancing To Lady Gaga Is The Future Of Pop Music
I have seen the future of pop music, and his name is…what’s this kid’s name? That’s a mystery, but I do know that he’s got talent coming out the short-shorts, and you’d have to be a fool to watch him...
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Terry Richardson’s Before-And-After Photoshop Pics Of Mariah Carey Are Striking
WONDERLAND MAGAZINE Mariah Carey is a very attractive person, but that’s the “problem”: she’s a person. The RAVAGES OF TIME aren’t an issue for most, but it is for Terry Richardson and Wonderland, who...
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‘South Park’ Is Coming To Hulu, And Why That’s Not Very AWESOM-O
COMEDY CENTRAL Unlike The Simpsons, at least up until their FXX deal, South Park has embraced the Internet with a passion that rivals Eric Cartman’s love of KFC. Every episode (minus two) of the...
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An Oscar Nominee Is Rumored To Be Joining The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Cast
Getty Image Around this time last year, all Game of Thrones book readers could talk about to non-book readers was how awesome Oberyn Martell was, and that nothing horrible and painful would ever happen...
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Christopher Walken To Play Captain Hook In NBC’s ‘Peter Pan’ Musical
Getty Image It’s virtually guaranteed that like The Sound of Music before it, NBC’s live action Peter Pan musical is going to be a mess. But at least it’s going to be a highly entertaining mess: NBC...
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A Virginia Man Is Claiming Land In Sudan For His ‘Princess’ Daughter
DISNEY How would you respond to your six-year-old daughter if she asked, “Could I be a princess?” Would you say, “No, honey, don’t be such a dumb-dumb”? Or, “Only if you screw Prince Harry in Las...
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