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This Guy Filmed His Interaction With A Very Drunk Charlie Sheen Outside Taco...
Getty Image Like anyone who’s ever hit rock bottom, Charlie Sheen recently found himself totally drunk, hanging outside a Taco Bell. We don’t know how he got there, or if he was plastered before...
View ArticleAnna Paquin On What’s Changed Most About Her Over The Course Of ‘True Blood’:...
Anna Paquin filmed her final True Blood scene last week, and she’s getting emotional. On last night’s Late Night with Seth Meyers, she was asked about a recent flashback scene, and if it was weird...
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Did Adele Just Announce A New Album And World Tour?
Getty Image The world has been waiting patiently for Adele to release the follow-up to her 2011 blockbuster album, 21, which has moved approximately 98 million copies, and will keep on selling as long...
View ArticleJoaquin Phoenix’s Voldemort-y Forehead Is The Ultimate ‘When You See It…’
Burt Reynolds’ younger brother Joaquin Phoenix has been nominated for three Oscars and has appeared in some of the finest movies of the 2000s, including The Master, Her, and, um, Signs? But it wasn’t...
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Ranking Blink-182′s Albums, From Worst To Best
Getty Image Mark >>> Tom. OK, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way: Blink-182 announced this week that they’ll release their seventh album later this year, which makes our 15-year-old...
View ArticleAttn. Ryan Gosling: This Would-Be Kardashian Who Just Had Her Wisdom Teeth...
I’m lucky enough that I’ve never needed my wisdom teeth pulled. It’s not that I’m scared of the pain or the week of eating nothing but Jell-O — no, I’m afraid of what I’ll admit in the dentist’s...
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This Picture Of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson From The 1990s Will Give You A...
Via REDDIT Let us count off all the reasons why we love this picture of the Rock from the 1990s: 1. LITERAL TURTLENECK AND CHAIN. 2. The jeans that fall somewhere between “mom” and “cool farmer.” 3....
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Do Yourself A Favor And Listen To Howard Stern’s Interview With John Oliver
Getty Image I’m only 20 minutes into John Oliver’s interview with Howard Stern from earlier today, so I can’t provide any details on what they talk about, say, 55 minutes in. I assume failure and...
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Anna Kendrick Thinks It’d Be ‘Super F*cking Stressful’ To Be Beautiful, Which...
Getty Image If the attractiveness of humans could be measured the way statisticians do baseball players — think sabermetrics but SEXermetrics, except not called that, sorry — Anna Kendrick would be a...
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There’s Going To Be Another ‘Disco Demolition Night,’ This Time With Miley...
Getty Image Thirty-five years ago this month, the Chicago White Sox, with guidance from shock jock Steve Dahl, came up with the ill-fated idea of inviting fans to burn and destroy their copies of...
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‘Weird Al’s Awkward Fox Interview Is Proof That He’s The Nicest Man Alive
FOX Weird Al Yankovic is a nicer, more patient man than you or I. The parody king was on Fox Business Network’s Varney & Company yesterday to promote his excellent new album, which already makes...
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Let Mighty Kacy Catanzaro Explain Why She’s America’s Most Badass Ninja Warrior
NBC Now that the entire world has fallen in love with Kacy Catanzaro, who kicked the American Ninja Warrior obstacle course’s ass as thoroughly as Sonny did Carlo in The Godfather, it’s time we got to...
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‘The Big Bang Theory’ Cast Is About To Get Paid An Insane Amount Of Money
CBS There is a chance, however slight, that CBS may have to delay The Big Bang Theory‘s season eight premiere. Only two cast members, Melissa Rauch and Mayim Bialik, are under contract for the...
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Farrah Abraham Has Some Horrible Sex Tape Advice For Her Poor Daughter
Getty Image In Farrah Abraham‘s mind, there’s no question that her daughter’s eventually going to make a sex tape — it runs in the family, like football is with the Manning clan, except with more sacks...
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London Is Celebrating 50 Years Of Monty Python With A 50-Foot Dead Parrot
David Parry/PA It’s been 50 years since Monty Python created a second language for social outcasts everywhere. To celebrate, London was totally cool with a 50-foot fiberglass dead parrot being placed...
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Kristeen Young Made Her Late-Night Debut With Some Help From Dave Grohl
TWITTER If you’re going to make your live TV debut, there are worse people you can do it with than late-night veteran Dave Grohl. Kristeen Young, a talented singer/songwriter who released a new album,...
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Here’s The Backpage Ad For The Twin Redheads Arrested For Prostitution
Raleigh-Wake City-County Bureau of Identification Sarah and Katelyn Lothrop, our favorite redheaded twin sister prostitutes from North Carolina, are currently being held in Raleigh. But once they’re...
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Learn How You Can Be In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII,’ With Help From Stephen...
YOUTUBE Would you LITERALLY kill someone to appear in Star Wars: Episode VII? Well, then you’re no better than Darth Stephen Colbert, who struck down Jon-Jon Binks over an opportunity to be in the...
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Let Dave Foley And Traci Lords Welcome The Ramones Into Heaven
FUNNY OR DIE Now that God/Yahweh/That Wombat from South Park has the entire collection of the Ramones up in Heaven, He/She/It’s free to do whatever with them as He/She/It fits. And Joey, Johnny, Dee...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Married,’‘You’re The Worst,’ And Emma Stone
FX Married/You’re the Worst (FX, 10 p.m.) — Series premieres. In addition to our interview with Judy Greer, be sure to check out our chats with the casts of both these FX comedies, only one of which...
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