Woah, I can’t believe they did it, but they did: ABC, which is owned by Disney which owns the Star Wars franchise/everything else in the world, aired a surprise sneak peek of Star Wars: Episode VII, despite an unfinished script and a nonexistent cast, during last night’s Dancing with the Stars. It certainly looks like they’re going in a direction no one expected. The footage is less gritty and exciting than it is an aged Lando Calrissian doing the Cha Cha with R2D2 and a pair of Stormtroopers for some reason.
Far be it for me to complain — it still looks better than Attack of the Clones.