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Heineken And Sam Adams Are Boycotting St. Patrick’s Day Parades Until Gays...
You’ll be seeing a lot of green beer vomit this weekend, but it won’t be from Heineken or Sam Adams, both of which pulled their support from major St. Patrick Day’s parades because gay and lesbian...
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The First Thing This Woman Did After Her Plane Crashed? Take A Selfie.
Authorities have been looking in all the wrong places for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Instead of searching the seas, they should be trolling Twitter, which is where a woman who experiences a recent...
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10 Hit Singles That Had To Be Censored To Be Heard On The Radio
Getty Image South by Southwest isn’t all awkward white-boy swaying to long-haired indie rock or avoiding Lady Gaga-induced pop vomit. It’s also a lot of walking past restaurants and bars blasting...
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AirBNB Rented Out A Comedian’s Apartment For A ‘XXX Freak Fest’ Orgy And...
Stock Image via Getty This past Friday, a man named David contacted comedian Ari Teman about renting his Manhattan apartment for the night on AirBNB. Ari agreed, thinking nothing of David’s story about...
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This Band Played A Hospital Room Concert For One Of Their Fans Who Was...
Facebook Mason Endres was one of the 23 music fans injured by the biggest asshole in SXSW history, and that includes the guy who charged $15 for a taco. The 18-year-old is still in the hospital after...
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A Man Gave His Buddy A Box Full Of ‘Simpsons’ References Because He’s The...
Looking for that perfect gift to give to your favorite salad-hating Simpsons fan friend and can’t afford a copy of Bonestorm or subscription to Bad Boy’s Life or Trucker’s Choice Pep Pills or a...
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‘The Walking Dead’ Bad Decision Power Rankings: ‘The Grove’
Previously on AMC’s The Walking Dead: KABLAMO and the Internet took an oh sh*t. 3. Little Blonde Girl “Griselda Gunderson”? Now, I’m not saying Little Blonde Girl got what was coming to her for giving...
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Madonna Dressed As Daenerys Targaryen For The Jewish Holiday Purim
The Queen of the Gays meets the Queen of the Dragons. To celebrate the Jewish holiday Purim, Madonna dressed as Khaleesi from Game of Thrones, and now I fully expect dragon remixes of all of her old...
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What’s On Tonight: Winnie Cooper Vs. D.J. Tanner
Getty Image Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Winnie Cooper, D.J. Tanner, Billy Dee Williams, and a bunch of people who you didn’t have a crush on as a teenager and/or aren’t Lando dance for our...
View ArticleImportant: Arcade Fire Covered Boyz II Men’s ‘Motownphilly’ In Philly Last Night
Arcade Fire has impressively played a geography-based cover during almost every stop on their Reflektor tour. There was Prince in Minneapolis, Devo in Ohio, and now, the greatest song about a city...
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This Website Tracks The Rise And Fall Of Every TV Show In Graph Form
I miss Dexter. Or more specifically, I miss the idea of Dexter. No show in recent memory has gone from being as unanimously beloved to widely hated as Showtime’s serial killer drama, and I’ve honestly...
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8 Final Thoughts On A SXSW Marked By Tragedy
1. During a three-day span, Lady Gaga, Kanye West, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, and Coldplay were all in Austin, performing at various SXSW-related events. Naturally, there was much hand wringing about Jay...
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10 Shows That Desperately Need To Be Added To Netflix Streaming
It’s hard to complain too much about Netflix’s selection of streaming TV shows (I mean, it has both Friday Night Lights AND Mystery Science Theater 3000). But complaining is what we do best here on...
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A Spoiler-Heavy Preview Of ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Aired During ‘Dancing...
Woah, I can’t believe they did it, but they did: ABC, which is owned by Disney which owns the Star Wars franchise/everything else in the world, aired a surprise sneak peek of Star Wars: Episode VII,...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Glee’ Has Been On For How Long?!?
Glee (Fox, 8 p.m.) — 100 episodes of Glee, 100 episodes of pain. About a Boy (NBC, 9 p.m.) — I’m shocked it took this long (four episodes) for About a Boy to get around to naming an episode “About a...
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The New Wu-Tang Clan Single, ‘Keep Watch,’ Brings Da Leonard Nimoy References
A Better Tomorrow is here today. The first single from Wu-Tang Clan’s upcoming album, “Keep Watch,” was released yesterday, and despite the lack of involvement from Raekwon, it sounds right at home...
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The Most Depressing Ending To A Porn Film Ever Might Turn You Asexual
Who knew “Slut teen gets knocked up by accidental creampie” would be the Grave of the Fireflies of porn? Adult movies are supposed to end one way, with a predictable route from A to B to OOO — they’re...
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An American Hero Dropped A ‘Deeez Nuuuts’ On ‘The People’s Court’
There are very few things music fans can agree on, but everyone recognizes that Dr. Dre’s “Deeez Nuuuts” is the greatest rap skit ever. Hell, I’d even go so far as to say it might be the greatest...
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This Man Is Getting Revenge On A Scammer By Texting Him Shakespeare’s...
BIOGRAPHY To quote Billy Shakes, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times for one Internet scammer, who thought he pulled one over on a Bristol resident, and now his phone hasn’t stopped...
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The 12 Most Effectively Sexy Examples Of TV Fan Service
Community is very good at giving fans exactly what they want, while also winking at them. Take, for instance, Annie Edison’s infamous “Santa Baby” scene. Yes, it was Alison Brie in a revealing Santa...
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