The ‘Parks’ Scene Too Horrifying To Release Is The Opposite Of Amy Poehler’s...
Getty Image Most TV cast panels are either extremely boring or extremely uneventful, or both. But most casts aren’t as lively as the one on Parks and Recreation, who rode the Paley Fest Experience ride...
View ArticleSee 10 Of Your Favorite Bands, In Rock Star Lego Form
This Lego thing is sure catching on, isn’t it? There’s The Simpsons couch gag, all of this year’s Best Picture nominees (and 20 more movies and TV shows), and, of course, “Everything Is Awesome.”...
View ArticleDaft Punk’s Grammy Rehearsal Video, Featuring Pharrell’s Hat, Is Better Than...
We hate because we love, or in the case of the Grammys, we hate because we get so frustrated at all the things they do wrong. There was the whole Josh Homme fiasco, and now we have Daft Punk’s...
View ArticleTeam Dark-Haired Emilia Clarke Will Enjoy The Awkward Dance She Did During...
The Game of Thrones DVDs are always packed with extras, including deleted scenes and interviews with the cast, but there’s one important part of the show’s history that hasn’t been covered yet: Emilia...
View ArticleA Drunk Woman Visited Her Husband In Jail After A Pub Crawl…Completely Naked
FACEBOOK What a year for St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans. The It’s Always Sunny fans who boinked behind a dumpster became instant Internet heroes once a photo of their sloppy love-making went viral. And...
View ArticleImportant Supercut: Every Time Rick Has Butchered Carl’s Name On ‘The Walking...
Andrew Lincoln is a decent enough actor, as long as he doesn’t have to emote, hold a gun correctly, or say his son’s name. Otherwise, EMMY-WORTHY. The way Rick Grimes shouts KORAL is my third-favorite...
View ArticleLiam Neeson Saved A Stray Dog From A Pack Of No-Good Teenage ‘Gangbanger...
NEESONS strikes again. According to the National Enquirer (I want this story to be real that I’m looking past the dubiousness of the source), Liam Neeson was recently walking around Central Park when,...
View ArticleThe New Metallica Song, ‘Lords Of Summer,’ Is Better Than It Should Be
Getty Image No one would blame Metallica if, some 31 years after Kill ‘Em All, they decided to hang up their lightning bolts and stop recording new music. Is anyone really, truly begging for a...
View ArticleA New York City Marathon Runner Took Hilarious Selfies With All The Hotties...
Running a marathon can be mind-numbingly boring. I assume. I’ve never done one myself — I’m a blogger; this should not be a surprise — but I can’t imagine being stuck with your sweaty thoughts, and...
View ArticleSeattle Police Briefly Re-Examined Kurt Cobain’s Death 20 Years After It...
Getty Image THIS JUST IN: Kurt Cobain, still not-living. Just to make sure, though, Seattle police briefly re-examined the Nirvana frontman’s suicide, nearly 20 years later. I’m not sure why they...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: The Return Of Dungeons & Dragons On ‘Community’
2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (CBS, 7 p.m.) — CBS’ normal Thursday night lineup of Robin Williams vs. My Nerves has been replaced by Wofford vs. Michigan and Arizona State vs. Texas. Community (NBC,...
View ArticleWatch A PBS Reporter Get Kicked In The Head During A Hardcore Punk Show
The satirical web series Everything But the News places PBS reporters in decidedly non-PBS situations, including moshpits at hardcore punk shows. The one below has Steve Goldbloom trying to deliver a...
View ArticleBilly Joel And Jimmy Fallon Sang ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ As A Doo-Wop Group
The Tonight Show I wish I loved anything as much as Jimmy Fallon loves Billy Joel. Hell, he probably even defends The Bridge, just the way it is. Last night, the Piano Man dropped by The Tonight Show...
View Article‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From ‘Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons’ That...
Sequels are notoriously tricky. Merely mentioning the words “part two” around Abed will result in a two-hour conversation about everything Temple of Doom did wrong that Raiders of the Lost Ark got...
View ArticleTreat Yo’ Self To The 10 Best GIFs From Last Night’s ‘Parks And Recreation’
Leslie/Saracan > Ann/Riggins. Anyway. Between the Friday Night Lights references, Andy reading Highlights (or a Highlights knockoff with the rights to Goofus and Gallant), and Larry tooting,...
View ArticleHear Childish Gambino And Chance The Rapper’s Epic Nine-Minute Freestyle
Getty Image Childish Gambino and Chance the Rapper clearly respect the others’ work, considering the Acid Rapper contributed a verse to Because the Internet and vice versa. On Wednesday, they hooked up...
View ArticleThis Sign Posted Outside A ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Tournament Confirms Every...
Everything stereotype you think about Magic the Gathering players is probably true. Are tournaments full of smelly dudes with their butt cracks showing? Unfortunately, yes, unless that’s your thing....
View Article10 Reasons Why Shailene Woodley Is Going To Be The Internet’s Next Obsession
Getty Image Here’s a crash-course on all (well, some) things Shailene Woodley: she’s the star of Divergent, a confusing-sounding movie that Gamma Squad had to explain; you probably know her from The...
View ArticleA Husband Locked His Wife In A Shed After She Sang ‘Ding Dong The Witch Is...
villains.wikia Mother-in-laws, am I right? One minute, they’re complaining about your cooking. They next, you’re singing “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead” after they pass away and also, you’re locked in a...
View ArticleAn Evil Math Teacher Is Spoiling ‘Game Of Thrones’ Deaths For His Rowdy Students
Teachers should know that “I’m giving you until the count of three…” isn’t an effective threat anymore. To punish your unruly students, what with their iPads and dragons, you have to think like your...
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