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If 10 TV Shows Were Renamed After Their Highly Specific IMDb Keywords
One of the joys of watching a truly terrible horror movie is looking at the film’s IMDb page after you’ve fast-forwarded through all the scenes that don’t involve blood or boobs. I haven’t checedk,...
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UPROXX @ SXSW: What It Looks Like When Lady Gaga Attends Your Showcase
Getty Image Last night was UPROXX’s very first SXSW showcase. It was a blast: Flavr Blue kicked things off at the Woven House with a lot of synth, followed by the Melker Project (AKA “Ballin’ Oates”...
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Here Are The 10 Highest-Earning Musicians Of The Past 12 Months, In Case You...
Getty Image I’m not saying Taylor Swift uses $100 bills as tissues to wipe away her crocodile tears when she’s channeling her Gyllenhaal hate for another chart-topping hit, but that’s exactly what I’m...
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Please Do NOT Give Your Baby Any Of These ‘Cool’ Names
Getty Image Don’t do it. You will regret it. No one’s ever met a Everest they haven’t wanted to immediately punch. Dan and Chris and Emily and Hannah might seem like clichéd baby names, but that’s...
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What’s On Tonight: Mark Wahlberg Breaks Boston
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Abed and Annie play a VCR game to decide who gets to choose their new roommate. I’m not sure what that means, but I hope it’s a talking dog. Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30...
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‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From ‘VCR Maintenance And Educational Publishing’...
“VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing” began and ended beautifully, with the Dean’s freestyle rap (note the smile on Gillian Jacobs’ face) and the tragi-comedy of Gina Gershon convincing Vince...
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Treat Yo’ Self To The 10 Best GIFs From Last Night’s ‘Parks And Recreation’
In lieu of a review, I would instead like to point out Pawnee, Indiana is a real website: Sadly, Peebo doesn’t show up, but there is a slideshow of all of Pawnee’s slogans. It’s extremely involved....
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Prince And Zooey Deschanel Make Sweet Musical Love On ‘FALLINLOVE2NITE’
FOX Who’s the guy? It’s Prince! Back in February, when the Purple One guest starred on New Girl, he performed the most Prince-named song ever with Zooey Deschanel: “FALLINLOVE2NITE.” Read quickly...
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A Definitive Ranking Of The 8 Best Movies Based On TV Shows
From the looks of it, Veronica Mars is more The Simpsons Movie than Scooby-Doo. That’s good news for “Marshmallows” who paid for the damn thing to get made and have been waiting eight years to tell...
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Of Course Someone Found A ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Easter Egg In ‘Game Of Thrones’
HBO The only surprising thing about the king of the nerds finding a Lord of the Rings prop in Game of Thrones is that it took this long for someone to notice. On the ASOIAF subreddit, NoMoreHodoring...
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There’s Only One Sci-Fi Movie Neil deGrasse Tyson Thinks Is Scientifically...
Getty Image In the battle of 1998 movies about space-garbage destroying the Earth, Deep Impact vs. Armageddon, science folk-hero Neil deGrasse Tyson always roots against Aerosmith. So do we, Neil. So...
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The Most Famous Butt In America Posed For America’s Fanciest Magazine
Vanity Fair is known for their fancy-schmancy coverage of all things British royalty (and by “all things,” I mean ALL THINGS — if you’ve ever wondered what kind of laundry soap Princess Diana’s...
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Here’s What It Actually Looks Like When 20 Strangers Have Their First Kiss
When you really think about it, there’s nothing sexy about swapping spit with someone — “kissing” is just a fancy way of saying “face-smashing.” It’s even less romantic when dumb clothing companies...
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The 15 Most Ingenious Low Cost Cosplay Ideas
By day, Anucha “Cha” Saengchart is a caretaker for the elderly. But by night, he runs a wildly popular (over 96,000 Pokémon fans can’t be wrong!) and aptly titled Facebook page in Thailand,...
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One Of The ‘Workaholics’ Has Joined The Cast Of ‘How I Met Your Dad’
Getty Image It will never not bug me that the show isn’t called How I Met Your Father. CONTINUITY, PEOPLE. Anyway, we already know that Greta Gerwig is the new and improved Ted Mosby on the upcoming...
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Terry Richardson Tries, Fails To Explain Why He’s Not History’s Greatest Monster
TERRY'S DIARY Oh, why couldn’t the world’s greatest Kate Upton GIF have come from anyone but HIM? After the millionth distressing tell-all from a model about Terry Richardson’s general perviness was...
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Meet The Mom Blogger Who Ended Up On A Revenge Porn Site
It’s every mother’s very specific worst dream, having your face appear on a revenge porn website. That’s what happened to Melissa Esplin, who’s about as clean cut as they get: she’s a happily married...
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Bow Down To The Internet Goddess, A Mashup Of Jennifer Lawrence And Emma Watson
The thing about Jennifer Watson or Emma Lawrence or whatever you call the face mashup that an Imgur user dubbed the “Internet Goddess” is that it could happen. Now, I know nothing about science, but...
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Urban Outfitters Has Found A Bloody Good Way To Sneak Booze Into Concerts
Please refrain from making “Bloody Mary” jokes until you have permission to do so. Tampon Booze Tube – Pack of 5 ($14.00) It’s “that time” — and you need booze. Mini, cylindrical flask perfect for...
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Tyler, The Creator Was Arrested For Inciting A Riot At SXSW
Getty Image Tyler, the Creator was scheduled to go on at 5 p.m. That explained why Austin’s Scoot Inn, an outdoor venue hosting SXSW shows, was at capacity, and why the line to get in was still two...
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