Who knew “Slut teen gets knocked up by accidental creampie” would be the Grave of the Fireflies of porn? Adult movies are supposed to end one way, with a predictable route from A to B to OOO — they’re like romantic comedies, but with better dialogue — but then there’s School Girl Internal’s “accidental creampie,” starring Mario Cassini and Brooke Whispers, which concludes with the least happy of endings.
After y’know happens, this message shows up onscreen:
/fade to black
//crawls into a hole and dies