For your sake, I hope it wasn’t Tiny Tim. Those are some tulips that should NOT be tiptoed through. Anyway, the good folks at Gorilla Mask directed us to pbump.net, which will tell you “what your parents were probably having sex to when you were conceived,” if you dare. I, for one, am terrified, but here goes nothing.
/types in August 6, 1987
MY GOD. It all makes sense. I’m a man, duh. What’s your literal baby-making song?
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