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Meeting Rob Thomas And Other Highlights From Samsung’s Hope For Children...
Dreams, they do come true. Last night in New York City, during Samsung’s Hope for Children Benefit Gala, $1.5 million was raised to benefit children’s health and education programs. That’s on top of...
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Enjoy An Excellent ‘Best Of Rafi’ Compilation (And The Morning Links)
Why? Because someone made it, and I miss Rafi, that’s why. Dave Grohl Drops The Hammer On Singing Competition Reality TV Shows Like American Idol — (UPROXX) The 12 Most Intriguing 2013 Emmy Ballot...
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8 Classic Rock Songs That Should Be Taken Out Of Radio Rotation Forever
I have learned three things while listening to the radio during my drive from New York to Bonnaroo: 1. The radio is terrible. 2. I can save HOW much money by switching my insurance to Geico?!? 3. The...
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How To Live Life The Michael Shannon Way
A part of me feels bad for Michael Shannon. He’ll forever be known as The Creepy Guy first, followed by Great Actor, Good Musician, and Decent Pub Trivia Question (“What was Michael Shannon’s first...
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What’s On Tonight: Have A Seat, ‘Intervention’
Intervention (A&E, 9 p.m.) — Season premiere. The long-running reality show begins its five-episode final season with Jessica, a 29-year-old woman who copes with her past by injecting heroin. I’m...
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Did A Steak Restaurant Rip Off Ron Swanson? (And The Morning Links)
I know Ron Swanson and you, Brock Roland, are no Ron Swanson. According to Ad Week, “[Brock] appears in two new spots for O’Charley’s. In one, Roland introduces himself by saying he’ll gamble on...
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Child Expects To Meet Iron Man, Gets Robert Downey Jr. Instead, Breaks Down...
It’s been far too long since Robert Downey Jr. made a small child cry. The last time it happened was back in 1998, when Downey stole a two-year-old’s pacifier, so he could link the tongue of a hobo...
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Here’s A Wonderful GIF Collection Of TV’s Best Oral Sex Faces
In general, Jon Snow knows about as much as Morrissey does choosing the best hamburger in Chicago, but there are certain things he does right. Like traveling downtown *Lucille wink* So it comes as no...
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‘Rebuild Winterfell’: 12 Bonnaroo Attendees Share What They Want To Do Before...
Greetings from Manchester, Tennessee, the home of the four-day carnival known as Bonnaroo. The first thing you notice about the festival isn’t the music or giant water slide or beer tents or the...
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Weekend Preview: ‘True Blood’ Replaces ‘Game Of Thrones’
True Blood (HBO, 9 p.m.) — Season premiere. Game of Thrones has nudity. True Blood has nudity. If you only squint at the boobs and butts, they’re basically the same show. OK, not really, not at all,...
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Miss Utah Fixed All Of Our Nation’s Problems In One Rambling Speech Last Night
Gender equality, it’s like…wow. First, everyone could do it, then no one could. Now, equal means different, black means yellow, white means black, and nothing is as it seems. You tell me that men...
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Celebrate ‘Wilfred’s’ Return With These Bitching Fourth of July-Themed Cards
TV kind of blows right now. With the exceptions of basically Mad Men, Veep, and The Venture Bros., your mid-June options are either mindless fun (USA Network shows with quippy names), mindless boobs...
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The 14 Best Sets We Saw At Bonnaroo 2013
In the center of Bonnaroo, the aptly-named Centeroo, lies a mushroom. Not an edible mushroom, though there was plenty of that going around, too, but rather, a fountain in the shape of a mushroom. It...
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All The Photos Of Paul McCartney Performing At Bonnaroo You Could Ever Want
“We’re about to see a goddamned Beatle.” You couldn’t walk five feet without hearing at least one person utter that glowing refrain during night two of Bonnaroo around the What Stage (not that you...
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TMI Or Tiny Tim? Discover What Song Your Parents Were Listening To When They...
For your sake, I hope it wasn’t Tiny Tim. Those are some tulips that should NOT be tiptoed through. Anyway, the good folks at Gorilla Mask directed us to pbump.net, which will tell you “what your...
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What’s On Tonight: Nick Jr. FINALLY Visits A Nudist Resort
Take Me to Your Mother (Nick Jr, 10 p.m.) — Apparently this show that I’ve never heard of but is now my new favorite program on Nick Jr. follows comic Andrea Rosen, who “just had a baby and dove head...
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Watch The ‘Hi, I’m Troy McClure…’ Supercut (And The Morning Links)
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such supercuts as this one. That Moment When You Run Into Sharon Stone While Wearing Your Basic Instinct T-Shirt — (UPROXX) Pete Campbell Bear Attack...
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Rihanna Is Allegedly Going To Love Rehab To Get Over, Ugh, HIM
It’d be perfect, if it weren’t so damn sad. On her 2008 hit, “Rehab,” Rihanna sang, “It’s like I checked into rehab/And, baby, you’re my disease.” Now, according to Jezebel, Ri will check into the...
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Airport Worker In China Gives No F*cks, Loads Luggage By Throwing It Onto Plane
YOU HAD ONE JOB. We like to fool ourselves into believing postal carriers and airport employees care as much about our precious FRAGILE antique Furbys as we do, but, well, secretly we’re all Ace...
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Better Start Saving If You Want To Buy Kim And Kanye’s Baby’s Poop
Kim and Kanye’s baby doesn’t have a name yet — the early frontrunner is North, if only so Kanye can enact his plan where he nicknames his daughter Queen, so that in 20 years, he can stab the Queen of...
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