YOU HAD ONE JOB. We like to fool ourselves into believing postal carriers and airport employees care as much about our precious FRAGILE antique Furbys as we do, but, well, secretly we’re all Ace Ventura, forever waiting for a package of glass to treat like a soccer ball. One luggage handler dropped all pretenses of caring about his job, by literally chucking cardboard boxes onto an airplane conveyor belt, and he was filmed committing the deed.
He’s who we all secretly yearn to be.