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E! Designed ‘The Perfect Female Celeb,’ And She’s A Total Monster

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PERFECT CELEB

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The modern-day Dr. Frankensteins over at E! Online recently asked their readers to “select from a list of celebrities and their body parts…to create the perfect female celeb.” They ended up giving birth to amonster. According to “people” with “names” like “So E! is a making a show” and “agree! this is the most stupid article I’ve read today,” it doesn’t get better than Jessica Alba’s smile (?), while no one tops Sofía Vergara’s boobs. Here’s what she, in so far as you can call a demon a “she,” looks like.

perfect female celeb

E! Online


Hm. I’d like to make one change.

marty

Everything’s better with Marty Feldman eyes.

Via E! Online


Filed under: TV Tagged: HUMAN MONSTERS, PERFECT FEMALE CELEB, SOFIA VERGARA

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