Kendrick Lamar Was Advised Against Going On Tour With Kanye West
Getty Image Music fans can’t help but romanticize what they think happens backstage during high-profile tours, and they don’t get more high profile Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar. Once you’ve hit the...
View ArticleLouis C.K., Sarah Silverman, Aziz Ansari, & More Are Headlining A Comedy...
Getty Image No longer content to ask only the Internet to choose between humor or death, Funny or Die is hitting the road. The Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival will visit 21 shows across the...
View ArticleE! Designed ‘The Perfect Female Celeb,’ And She’s A Total Monster
E! Online The modern-day Dr. Frankensteins over at E! Online recently asked their readers to “select from a list of celebrities and their body parts…to create the perfect female celeb.” They ended up...
View ArticleRobert De Niro Pulled A Bill Murray And Crashed A Stranger’s World Cup Party
Getty Image Robert De Niro was in Brooklyn filming a movie earlier today, and like any good American, he wanted to watch the World Cup match between U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A and Germany. But rather than hide...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: ‘Spartacus’ Is Now On SyFy Without Any Of That Pesky Nudity
SYFY Blazing Saddles (AMC, 8 p.m.) — There should be an entire channel devoted to showing nothing but Blazing Saddles. Actually, let’s change that to nothing but Mel Brooks movies. Dracula: Dead and...
View ArticleIf You’re Going To Lose On ‘Jeopardy,’ Lose With Style Like This Guy Did
The answer: “In 1891, this European said, ‘Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your Congresses’.” The question: who is, I dunno, John Lennon? The final question on last night’s...
View ArticleStephen Colbert’s Chat With Paul Rudd Is Why He’ll Be A Great ‘Late Show’ Host
COMEDY CENTRAL Paul Rudd dropped by The Colbert Report last night to promote David Wain’s must-see They Came Together, co-starring Amy Poehler and New York City. Midway through the interview, which...
View ArticleThis Woman Asked Designers In 25 Countries To Photoshop ‘Beauty’
Esther Honig Just as one man’s trash is another hobo’s treasure, so too is one person’s “hubba hubba” another human’s “ew, guy away from me, you hideous monster, or I’m calling the cops.” Journalist...
View ArticleGeorge R.R. Martin Is Trolling Us With ‘The Winds Of Winter’ Updates
Getty Image Because he obviously has nothing else better to do with his time, George R.R. Martin spoke to EW about the sixth book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series, which should come out around the...
View ArticleNickelback Got Two Men Detained By The Cops, But Not For The Reason You Think
Getty Image Listening to Nickelback should be against the law (“I find you guilty for trying to rock out to Silver Side Up. OFF WITH YOUR RAT-TAILED HAIR”). Yet I can’t help but empathize with two...
View ArticleListen To Grimes’ Summer Smash That Was Meant For Rihanna
Getty Image Anime elf assassin Grimes wrote “Go” for Rihanna, figuring maybe she could get in on that RiRi money. But it got turned down for one reason or another, and she decided to record the song...
View ArticleSomehow, The World’s Worst Parallel Parker Hasn’t Killed Anyone. Yet.
I’m a fairly decent driver. I’ve never been in an accident, or even got a ticket (maybe that’s because I don’t blast Nickelback jams?). But if I had to re-take my driving test today, I’d fail, because...
View ArticleIs Alec Baldwin’s Daughter Dating A Black Woman Too ‘Weird For America’? (No.)
INSTAGRAM Now that Alec’s left public life for good, the world’s most in-demand Baldwin is not Daniel…or Billy…or Stephen; it’s Ireland, Alec’s model daughter with ex-wife Kim Basinger. She’s been...
View ArticleA Soccer Fan Yelling ‘F*ck Her Right In The P*ssy’ Is Everything Great About...
Unlike every other “f*ck her right in the p*ssy” video, this one’s real, we swear. The magic happened at the home of the World Cup 2014, where an overzealous Brazilian fan responded to reporter...
View ArticleEddie Vedder Drank Wine From A Fan’s Shoe During A Pearl Jam Show
Eddie Vedder is embracing being a middle-aged rocker, and embracing it HARD. Pearl Jam recently covered “Let It Go,” and during the band’s performance in Stockholm this weekend, Vedder sat down with a...
View ArticleThe ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Cast Had A Gay Ol’ Time At The NYC Pride Parade
Getty Image Stacey’s recaps of Orange Is The New Black have gotten to the super-depressing part of the season, but the cast of the binge-watchiest of Netflix series was having the time of their lives...
View ArticleRanking Lizzy Caplan’s 8 Most Masterfully Sexy Moments
SHOWTIME Lizzy Caplan’s filmography is like a list of my favorite things: Freaks and Geeks, Party Down, American Dad!, Undeclared, that one legitimately good season of True Blood, Mean Girls, Childrens...
View ArticlePrince Celebrated 30 Years Of ‘Purple Rain’ With A Surprise Concert
Getty Image On a day not unlike this one, except more glam, the increasingly self-aware Prince looked at his Pancake of the Month calender and for the first time all year noticed it was 2014, for time...
View ArticleMetallica Responded To Their Many Haters By Selling This ‘Sh*te’ T-Shirt
Getty Image Metallica was no one’s choice to headline Glastonbury. This is partially because England apparently still hasn’t forgiven them for St. Anger, but it’s mostly due to singer James Hetfield’s...
View ArticleA Death Metal Band Will Play In An Airtight Box Until They Run Out Of Oxygen
Via FACEBOOK Unfathomable Ruination will challenge the “death” in death metal when the UK group plays inside an airtight, soundproofed box in London until they run out of oxygen. Why? Because, art. Box...
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