What’s On Tonight: Under The D’oh!
CBS Finding Bigfoot: Further Evidence (Animal Planet, 7 p.m.) — The name of this episode: “1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare Squatch War.” You gotta respect that. The Bachelorette (ABC, 8 p.m.) — This season’s...
View ArticlePeople Are Furious At This Blonde College Cheerleader Who Kills Safari Animals
FACEBOOK Kendall Jones is a 19-year-old cheerleader who attends Texas Tech University. Like most blonde cheerleaders, she’s very popular online; UNLIKE most blonde cheerleaders, though, her notoriety...
View ArticleA World Cup Reporter Looked Horrified When A Drunk German Kissed Her On Live TV
FOX SPORTS Fox Sports reporter Katie Nolan was faced with the unenviable assignment of hanging out with Germans yesterday. The Crowd Goes Wild host set up shop in a Manhattan bar to watch the Germany...
View ArticleEverything’s Coming Up Greendale: Six Stories We’d Like To See In ‘Community’...
NBC Thanks to Yahoo!, Community will continue to march on for another season, and maybe even a movie. It’s just as the prophets foretold! (The prophets are whoever wrote for The Cape.) We’ve already...
View ArticleWho Covered It Best: Beck’s Prince Vs. Jack White’s Kanye West?
Getty Image Jack White has talked at length about his love for Kanye West, and even how he was going to appear on Yeezus until some “f*cking texting thing.” But it wasn’t until last night that he chose...
View ArticleSome Photographers Snuck Into Neverland Ranch In 2007 And 2008 To Take Some...
Getty Image Between December 2007 and March 2008, a group of four photographers repeatedly snuck onto Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch grounds, and took pictures of the creepiness they saw. This was a...
View ArticleMeet The Drunk Dickhead Who Claims His Rich Dad ‘Owns Half Of F*cking Manhattan’
VIMEO At any point on any day in any year, there’s going to be at least one drunk NYU student walking around Manhattan with his proverbial (or maybe literal!) d*ck out. Usually they’re boring sh*t...
View ArticleAdam Richman’s Show Was Cancelled After He Called A Woman The C-Word On...
Getty Image The anger the newly-thin Adam Richman used to take out on hamburgers? He’s now directed it toward random women online. About a week ago, the Man vs. Food host posted a self-serving selfie...
View ArticleWatch Someone Awkwardly Explain What Grindr Is To Judge Judy
Getty Image Being TV’s third best judge, behind only Judge Reinhold and Judge Fudge, has its advantages. Judge Judy makes $42 million a year for 52 days of work, AND she gets to preside over cases...
View ArticleMeme Watch: The U.S. Soccer Team May Have Lost Yesterday, But Tim Howard Won...
TWITTER You could have tweeted literally anything around 5:30 p.m. EST yesterday, and no one would have noticed. Have something against the Jews you’ve been meaning to get off your chest? Well, you...
View ArticleDid Beyoncé Confirm That Jay Z Is Cheating On Her…With Mya?
Getty Image Beyoncé and Jay Z have been married for six years, and in that time, they’ve had to shoot down approximately six million rumors that they’re breaking up, which must be really awkward. Who...
View ArticleLily Allen’s ‘URL Badman’ Video Is An F-You To Bloggers
YOUTUBE I have a bone to pick with Lily Allen. In the new music video for “URL Badman,” which is about exactly what you think it’s about, she depicts a snarky blogger’s work environment thusly: YOUTUBE...
View ArticleThere’s A Shot-For-Shot Iranian Remake Of ‘Modern Family’ (Minus The Gay...
ABC Earlier this week, we told you about the Russian version of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which substitutes Coors Light for vodka and Thunder Gun Express for Putin It In Her, probably. It’s...
View ArticleYour Favorite ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Character Is Coming Back Next Season
FX I’m suddenly counting down the days until the final season of Sons of Anarchy. Sons of Anarchy is welcoming back a fan favorite guest star for its final ride, creator Kurt Sutter revealed on Twitter...
View ArticleAlison Brie Dropped Rhymes But Not ‘Mad Men’ Spoilers On ‘Comedy Bang Bang’
IFC Alison Brie is on one of my favorite episodes of Comedy Bang Bang: the Podcast, which is why I’m very happy to see that she’ll appear on Comedy Bang Bang: the TV show tomorrow night. (I’m also very...
View ArticleDid You Ever Notice This Wonderful ‘Air Force One’ Easter Egg On ‘Friends’?
NBC There’s an episode of Scrubs where the Janitor, played by Neil Flynn, tells JD that he portrayed a transit cop in The Fugitive, a role that was actually played by…Neil Flynn. It’s very involved,...
View ArticleA Fan Recorded A New U2 Song By Standing Outside Bono’s Beach House
Getty Image U2 was supposed to release a new album this year, but their Super Bowl single was as popular as a stale fart, and now no one knows when the followup to No Line on the Horizon will be out....
View ArticleCelebrate 25 Years Of ‘Seinfeld’ With The 25 Most Useful ‘Seinfeld’ GIFs
NBC This Saturday, July 5th, is the 25th anniversary of the first episode of Seinfeld, “The Seinfeld Chronicles.” It, like every season one episode, isn’t very good, but it’s still an important moment...
View ArticleSpanish Police Are Investigating A Video Showing A Woman Performing Oral Sex...
Shutterstock It’s been a good week for the tourism board in Spain. First it was officially announced that Game of Thrones will film there next season, which is good news for all the various frisky...
View ArticleWeekend Preview: AMERICA, That’s What
FOX Rectify (Sundance, 9 p.m., Thursday) — Whenever I talk to anyone about Rectify, the first two things they say are, “That show’s great,” and “Abigail Spencer has amazing hair.” They’re not wrong....
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