Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m just a simple country boy who don’t understand no fancy big city words like “vaccinations” or “don’t eat that.” I need things explained to me, ideally by porn stars, or as we call them out here in the sticks, messy hump-doers. Luckily, Funny or Die rounded up Alex Chance (star of Teenage Snowbunny Gangbangs), Mercedes Carrera (Oops I Creampied in My Stepmom 2), and Nadia Styles (White Chicks Licking Black Crack 6) to put “net neutrality” in terms even Ted Cruz can understand. Maybe.