Will These New Full-Frontal Kim Kardashian Photos ‘Break The Internet’?
PAPER MAGAZINE Back in 2010, Kim Kardashian wasn’t sure if she’d ever pose in the nude again. She said, “I’m too old for that … I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.” Well, she’s...
View ArticleLorde Mocked Diplo’s ‘Tiny Penis’ After He Instructed Taylor Swift To Get ‘A...
Getty Image Lorde, the real-life Janis from Mean Girls, is good to her friends. If she notices that Jennifer Lawrence is about to flash a group of 300-pound gorillas holding cameras, she’ll tell her...
View ArticleSir Mix-A-Lot Wrote ‘Baby Got Back’ About Fly Girls-Era Jennifer Lopez
YOUTUBE What a time to be alive (or work as a plumber): we’re living in the Golden Era of Booty News. Naya Rivera hates Kim Kardashian’s, though not as much as Diplo wants Taylor Swift’s to be bigger....
View ArticleWhy Was Jennifer Lawrence’s Cameo Cut From ‘Dumb And Dumber To’?
Patrick Demarchelier For Vanity Fair Jennifer Lawrence’s wordy next movie, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1, opens on November 21st, but after that, according to the Hollywood Reporter,...
View ArticleThe World’s Shortest Man Met The World’s Tallest Man Today
Getty Image Sultan Kösen is a Turkish farmer who also happens to be the world’s tallest man, standing in at 8 feet 3 inches. Chandra Bahadur Dangi makes “placemats and head straps for villagers...
View ArticleThe ‘Gilmore Girls’ Are Reuniting For A Television Festival In 2015
THE CW Lauren Graham has been on the much-loved Parenthood for five seasons, and Alexis Bledel married the guy who plays Pete Campbell, a truly impressive feat of method acting, yet whenever they’re...
View ArticleHere’s What Your Favorite ‘South Park’ Characters Would Look Like In Real Life
Everyone knows South Park is an animated show…or is it a live-action show where what’s real is fake and what’s fake is real and, oh God, it’s so confusing. In last night’s episode, “Grounded...
View ArticleWatching This Guy Pop A 20-Year-Old Pimple Is Disgustingly Satisfying
There are two kinds of people in life: those who can’t watch videos of people popping their enormous pimples, and those who can. I happen to fall in the latter category, so the video above, of a man...
View ArticleGillian Jacobs Tells Craig Ferguson The ‘Greatest Story’ He’s Ever Heard
Community‘s Gillian Jacobs is in a new movie called Life Partners, available now on VOD. It’s about her making out with Adam Brody — and Leighton Meester playing a lesbian — but Craig Ferguson doesn’t...
View ArticleListen To Fugazi’s Aptly-Titled ‘First Demo’ Now
DISCHORD PRESS “Merchandise.” “Waiting Room.” “Bad Mouth.” These songs should be familiar to fans of Fugazi, the great Washington D.C. post-hardcore band that makes you want to pull an Andy Bernard and...
View ArticleAnne Hathaway’s Direct-To-DVD Classic, And 6 More Movies People Only Watch...
New Line Cinema There’s nothing wrong with only watching a single scene from a 90-minute movie. Sometimes all you want to see is the Battle of Helm’s Deep, or Jennifer Love Hewitt sing “I Will Survive”...
View ArticleThese Friendly Porn Stars Might Help You Understand Net Neutrality
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m just a simple country boy who don’t understand no fancy big city words like “vaccinations” or “don’t eat that.” I need things explained to me, ideally by porn...
View ArticleHere’s What Jon Stewart Had To Say About Stephen Colbert’s Infamous ‘Banana’...
COMEDY CENTRAL Jon Stewart is in full-on promote Rosewater mode this week, including a visit to Reddit, where he hosted an AMA earlier today. The most popular question was, “Will you and Bill O’rielly...
View ArticleThis Is What It Looks Like When ALL The Fireworks Go Off At Once
I believe it was Marcel Proust who once wrote, “I like the part where the sky-rockets go boom.” Don’t we all, Marcel. Don’t we all. The original poster called this video a “fireworks...
View ArticleWoody Harrelson Did Something Creepy To Jennifer Lawrence On ‘SNL’
I don’t know what Woody Harrelson did to Jennifer Lawrence’s leg, but I imagine it happens to her all the time. This wasn’t a great monologue, but it did have Billy Hoyle himself singing a parody of a...
View ArticleWoody Harrelson And ‘Matthew McConaughey’ Recaptured Some ‘True Detective’...
How many more Matthew McConaughey impressions will we see before the real Matthew McConaughey shows up on SNL? As long as they’re as great as Taran Killam’s, it doesn’t really matter, because I could...
View Article‘SNL’ Season 40 Discussion: Woody Harrelson And Kendrick Lamar
NBC Previously: Woody Harrelson’s monologue and a True Detective reunion Cold Open Well, at least it looks like Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam were having fun. You know how some people skip Marc Maron’s...
View ArticlePorn Star Belle Knox Made A Convincing Case For Legalizing Prostitution
Getty Image Prostitution is one of the world’s oldest professions, up there with cobblers and people who complain about things on the Internet. Yet it’s illegal, and come Christmas, most sex workers...
View ArticleDid U2 Cancel Their ‘Tonight Show’ Residency Because Someone Is Trying To...
Getty Image Last week, a door on Bono’s private jet ripped off while mid-air. He “cheated death,” which is the public relations version of, “someone’s trying to kill the U2 singer.” While biking in New...
View Article‘SNL’ Star Pete Davidson Responded Perfectly To An Idiotic Tweet About His...
NBC Virtual Rolodex of useless knowledge What the F*** Facts, which is less “what” and more “da f*ck,” is followed by 4.41 million people, nearly 200 of which think this fact is as CRAZY as “Quizno’s...
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