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Previously: Woody Harrelson’s monologue and a True Detective reunion
Cold Open
Well, at least it looks like Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam were having fun. You know how some people skip Marc Maron’s WTF intro and go straight to the celebrity interview? That’s how I’m beginning to feel about SNL‘s cold opens this season. None of them have been memorably awful, but they’re just so bland. Obama and McConnell prank-calling Hillary, only for them to freak out when she calls them back, is something, but the rest was mostly nothing.
The Dudleys
Was this SNL passive-aggressively firing back at anyone who demands they hire someone from every race, gender, sexual orientation, and area code in the United States, or maybe an acknowledgement of the fake-sitcom blandness that inspired Too Many Cooks? I’m not sure, but I do know I’d watch a version of The Dudleys starring Crazy Eyes from Orange Is the New Black and super-gay Woody Harrelson. “Hey, what’s that? It looks like a…Woody!”
Match’d
Now that’s a twist I didn’t see coming. “Match’d” was humming along just fine as three dolts used their best lines on Cecily Strong’s “horny as hell” 18-year-old (“Roses are red, my balls are blue, why don’t you bend over so I can see inside you?”), but it kicks into another gear when it turns out the game show host is her dad. I liked how Woody never snapped — he played it cool, choosing to mentally f*ck with the contestants, rather than physically attack them. That’s good father’ing
New Marijuana Policy
Huh, apparently this Woody Harrelson fellow likes weed. Who knew? “New Marijuana Policy” started off well enough, when it seemed like it was building to something great. Instead, the cops tell a stoner-filled mob that although they can’t be arrested for carrying 25 grams of weed or less, that doesn’t mean they’re allowed to smoke a blunt in public. The Rugrats capper was a nice touch, but considering the high production values, this felt like it should’ve been more than it was.
Halftime Speech
Haha, concussions are…huh. Not only was “Halftime Speech” insultingly unfunny, it also reminded me of Peyton Manning’s famous halftime dance with Will Forte, which is what I think about every time one of his 723 commercials is on. Helps them go by quicker.