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Tom Felton Pretended To Be A ‘Harry Potter’ Fanboy To Prank Rupert Grint
Getty Image Harry Potter star Rupert Grint might not be on The Tonight Show rapping to Blackalicious or being perfect, like Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, but don’t feel too bad for him: he’s got...
View ArticleVanessa Bayer Tries, Fails To Give ‘Sound Advice’ To St. Vincent
Not only is St. Vincent a super-talented singer, lyricist, and guitarist, she’s also got comedy cred, the least profitable of all the creds! She’s appeared in Portlandia, can be heard on a Comedy Bang...
View ArticleThe New ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas?’ Is A Bad Song For A Good Cause
I feel guilty bagging on “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” After all, proceeds from the song will help fight the Ebola epidemic, and according to Bob Geldof, “For 30 years, we’ve been boring people to...
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The PTC Is Outraged By Last Week’s ‘Pornographic’‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Sex Scenes
FX You’ve gone and done it now, Kurt Sutter: you’ve pissed off the Parents Television Council, devoted Sons of Anarchy fans, all of them, and they won’t be tuning in anymore. They were so shocked and...
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This 25-Year-Old Philadelphia Woman Will Gladly See A Taylor Swift Concert...
YOUTUBE Within hours of going on sale, tickets to Taylor Swift’s 1989 tour sold out for dates in New York, Boston, Chicago, Phoenix, Dallas, Chicago, and Pittsburgh. You can, however, still see her at...
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From Making ‘Matilda’ To Saving The Planet: 6 Times Danny DeVito Was The...
FX Frank Reynolds is a horrible human. I mean, everyone on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is a terrible monster, but he makes the rest of the Gang look like Gladys by comparison. Science says so....
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Willow And Jaden Smith’s Interview With The ‘New York Times’ Is Insane
Getty Image Fun theory about fortune cookie robots Jaden and Willow Smith: outside of their parents, they’ve never communicated with another person who wasn’t a pretentious artist, disgraced mad...
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Watch A Weird Commercial For Aubrey Plaza’s Vulgar All-Women Basketball Team
VIMEO I’m not sure how I didn’t know this, but Aubrey Plaza is a member of the Pistol Shrimps, an all-girls rec league basketball team that asks Taylor Swift to join the team on Twitter (“Come ball...
View ArticleMetallica Kicked Off Their ‘Ferguson’ Residency By Playing The First Song...
While Bono, who had to cancel U2′s Tonight Show residency after injuring himself, sat at home with the doors locked, Metallica began their week-long stay at The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson with...
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Dave Chappelle Wants To Be ‘The First Black Guy To F*ck Olivia Pope’ On...
COMEDY CENTRAL After months of not telling any cities to f*ck off, Dave Chappelle has been named one of GQ‘s Men of the Year, joining handsome goofball Chris Pratt, not-a-man Shailene Woodley, and the...
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A Brief History Of Everyone Hating Katherine Heigl
Columbia Pictures Celebrities, they’re just like us. You can irrationally hate them, like you do that jerk Sharon down the street. Other times, though, that revulsion comes from someplace pure,...
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Mikhail Gorbachev Asked George H.W. Bush To Spoil ‘Twin Peaks’ For Him
ABC My introduction to Mikhail Gorbachev was, like most things in life, in a Simpsons episode. “Two Bad Neighbors” pits Homer against George H. W. Bush, who receives an unexpected housewarming...
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Kim Kardashian Now Has The Highest Selling Sex Tape Of All-Time
Vivid Entertainment The next round of ass champagne is on Ray J. He can certainly afford it, after sales of the sex tape he made in 2003 with Kim Kardashian skyrocketed following her “break the...
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Billy Eichner And Julie Klausner Will Star In Amy Poehler’s New Hulu Comedy
FUNNY OR DIE As if Netflix (Orange Is the New Black, House of Cards, Arrested Development), Amazon (Transparent), Yahoo (Community) and, y’know, normal TV (Bob’s Burgers, Justified, Game of Thrones,...
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The Woman From The Lumineers Looks A Lot Like Adult Arya Stark, So She Played...
INSTAGRAM Neyla Pekarek, cellist for the Lumineers, is a hardcore Game of Thrones fan, so for Halloween, she dressed up as Arya Stark. But what separated her from the rest of the Gendry-lovers out...
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Read This Insane Breakup Text A Woman Received From Her Ex-Boyfriend
Universal Pictures If a cat is one of the reasons why you want to break up with someone, it’s best to tell them in person, not through text. Otherwise, my friend, you’re going viral. My friend just...
View ArticleSeth Rogen And Sarah Silverman’s ‘Cops Cum D*cks And Flying’ Is ‘True...
Sarah Silverman got some of her best friends, including UPROXX favorites Seth Rogen, Nathan Fielder, and Lauren Lapkus, to help out with the first episode of her new online comedy series, Rubberhead....
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Uber Investor Ashton Kutcher Is Defending Uber Against ‘Shady Journalist’
CBS Ashton Kutcher, an investor in Uber, has come to the defense of Uber, which continues to do a great job of f*cking itself. Earlier today on Twitter, the Spread star, which is how he should always...
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The Sexiest Man And Woman Alive Pairings From 2004 To 2014, Ranked By Sexiness
ESQUIRE I, for one, do not welcome our Sexy Thor overlords. No offense to Chris Hemsworth, who is obviously a very attractive God, but really, People? He’s not even the sexiest man to appear on a...
View ArticleTroy And Abed Are Back Together (In A Video Game Commercial)!
Troy and Abed making money! Before filming for Community season five commenced, Danny Pudi filmed something with his former roommate, forever Human Being, Donald Glover. Many assumed that it was for a...
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