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Interpol Has Been Stuck In Their Snowed-In Tour Bus For Over 40 Hours
Getty Image Now that Buffalo has been wiped off the map, like white-out over a pencil smudge, all that’s left for us to do is move the Bills to Toronto and read tweets from snow-trapped NEW YORKERS WHO...
View ArticleThese Grandmas Can’t Stop Giggling After Smoking Weed For The First Time
The nice thing about writing for any publication or website that isn’t the Sun-Sentinel is that your grandparents probably aren’t reading it. So I’m free to wonder if my grandma ever smoked weed in...
View ArticleWhy Did ‘SNL’ Cut This Singing And Dancing Sketch With Ed Norton And God?
It’s one thing for SNL to cut, say, another installment of “Girlfriends Talk Show.” It’s another when a sketch with singing, dancing, graphics, Ed Norton, AND God doesn’t make it to air. “Tweet” was...
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ABC Is Very Scared Of Jennifer Lopez And Iggy Azalea’s Butt Cracks
YOUTUBE Ah, butts, the natural enemy of the censor, with the inability to strike fear in some and turn on most. This weekend is the American Music Awards, and ABC (they’re the aforementioned “some”)...
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The Way Bill Cosby Allegedly Intimidated This Reporter Is Kind Of Terrifying
Getty Image Even before the current sh*tstorm, Bill Cosby had a reputation in the entertainment industry, much of it not good. A friend who works for a music/comedy festival that once booked the...
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Three Students In Thailand Were Detained For Doing The ‘Hunger Games’ Salute
Lionsgate Tonight, thousands of Hunger Games fans, Jennifer Lawrence admirers, and Donald Sutherland groupies will line up to see Mockingjay – Part 1. They’re welcome to dress up in their finest...
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James Franco, A Hobbit, And Lois Lane Are Hosting ‘SNL’ In December
DISNEY Cameron Diaz hosts SNL this week, but don’t worry, things will get better in December. That’s because James Franco, Martin Freeman (whose dark comedy side, which he so brilliantly showcased in...
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Jon Hamm Is Returning To ‘Parks And Recreation’
EW Now that Mad Men has finished shooting, Jon Hamm has nothing to do except handsomely count his millions of dollars, handsomely show off his knowledge of Internet cats, and handsomely pop up in...
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Johnny Rotten Spent Thousands Of Dollars On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Apps
Getty Image Johnny Rotten once sarcastically sang that God saves the queen, “’cause tourists are money.” That was in 1977. These days, as Rotten has softened, the real money comes from apps, which...
View ArticleThis Woman’s Impressions Of Celebrities Stuck In Traffic Are Pretty Great
Is it super-dangerous to film yourself impersonating Sofia Vergara while behind the wheel of your car? Probably! But that doesn’t stop comedian Lauren O’Brien, who, since she lives in Los Angeles,...
View ArticleA Dad Tried To Punish His Two Paint-Covered Kids. He Failed, Hilariously.
I don’t have a brother, but if I did, I think I would have ratted him out to our parents without thinking twice. Not about anything important, like, “OK, who put this dead possum in the microwave,”...
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Nick Offerman And The Decemberists Are A Match Made In Facial Hair Heaven
YOUTUBE Find me someone who went to a liberal arts college in the mid-2000s and claims to have never listened to a single Decemberists song, and I’ll show you a goddamn liar. The Portland-based band,...
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What Has Bai Ling Been Up To? Wearing Weird Bras At ‘The Crow’ Screenings,...
TWITTER Remember Bai Ling? Well, she’s back…in censor bar bra form. Ling, the trivia answer to an unsuccessful mid-2000s board game, was super-briefly niche-famous for playing Top Dollar’s lover in The...
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The Absolute Meanest Tweets Ever Featured In Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Celebrities Read...
ABC One of these days, Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” segment will get old. Today is not that day, not when no-good people are telling Chris Pratt to f*ck off and hoping everyone has a...
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This Bro Got A Surprise Response From His Best Friend When He Told Him He Was...
ABC “This convo between my brother and his best friend just warms my heart so much. And they’re only 13.” That’s what user @paleveil recently wrote on Twitter, before adding the screencaps of the...
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Did Morrissey Storm Off Stage Because A Fan Mocked His Battle With Cancer?
Getty Image Now you’ve done it, random The Smiths fanatic in Poland: you’ve made me feel kind of bad for Morrissey. Approximately 25 minutes into his show in Warsaw on Wednesday, the Pope of Mope...
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Here’s When ‘Justified,’‘The Americans,’‘It’s Always Sunny,’ And ‘Archer’...
FX No offense to Thanksgiving and Christmas and Hanukkah and, ugh, spending time with our families, but can it be January yet? That’s when so many of our favorite shows return. We already know the...
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Quickly Solving Pop Culture’s 8 Most Obvious Love Triangles
LIONSGATE Let’s say you’re Jeff Winger (I know you’ve dreamed about it) and both Annie and Britta come to your door one day and say they want to start dating, but only if you ignore the other. Who...
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Norman Lear Wisely Rejected A Modern-Day ‘All In The Family’ Reboot
CBS Perhaps inspired by the unnecessary Odd Couple reboot that will make you feel sad for Lauren Graham, Sony recently asked Norman Lear if he’d be interested in an equally superfluous remake of All In...
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Very Few People Purchased Nickelback’s New Album
Getty Image Nickelback lead croaker Chad Kroeger once thanked THE HATERS for his band’s success, telling the Pulse of the Radio, “If [critics] had stopped writing all this stuff about us, there would...
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