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Now that Buffalo has been wiped off the map, like white-out over a pencil smudge, all that’s left for us to do is move the Bills to Toronto and read tweets from snow-trapped NEW YORKERS WHO LOVE IN AMERICA’S ANSWER TO HOTH. Also, the band Interpol, who got stuck in their tour bus while driving from Columbus, Ohio, to Canada.
Well, that’s the last time Interpol travels up north. No, really, they’re all gonna die.