This Woman Baked Life-Size Jennifer Lawrence And Peter Dinklage Made Out Of Cake
FACEBOOK Jennifer Lawrence is an Oscar-nominated actress who’s also the face of two major genre franchises, but she wasn’t truly famous until someone used 132 pounds of icing and 150 eggs to make a...
View ArticleWatch The Trailer For ‘Broad City’ Season 2, Or ‘Suck My F*cking D*ck’
One of this year’s best comedies, Broad City, returns next year on January 14th, which is soon but not soon enough. As anyone who got excited for Star Wars: Episode I knows, trailers can be...
View ArticleYou Can’t Call Anna Kendrick A Porn Term Without Her Knowing The Definition
INSTAGRAM The Internet can make you an expert on anything. I remember back when I was in middle school, a (disgusting) friend of mine used the term “shocker.” I had no idea what it meant, but when he...
View ArticleNas, Judas Priest, Deafheaven, And More Photos From Fun Fun Fun Fest
Nadia Chaudhury I’ve been to enough music festivals to know that I don’t like music festivals. They’re expensive and crowded and no one’s actually there to listen to the music and girls in flower...
View ArticleFoo Fighters’ Taylor Hawkins On The New U2 Album: It ‘Sounds Like A Fart’
ISLAND U2’s latest album, Songs of Innocence, has a not-horrible 65 rating on Metacritic. It’s on the divide between passing and failing, which sounds about right; it’s not actively terrible, like No...
View ArticleBill Cosby Asked The Internet To Meme Him. It Didn’t End Well.
NBC Bill Cosby is a wealthy man. Presumably, he can afford a team of competent “social media managers” who know that the Internet thinks he’s a creepy uncle. Surely they wouldn’t have a meme stunt...
View ArticleAn Uptight Chick-Fil-A Manager Banned His Employees From Using Slang
CHICK-FIL-A Eric the Chick-fil-a Manager has had enough of Slang Speak. He doesn’t exactly know what “fleek” and “ratchet” mean, but he’s pretty sure he doesn’t want customers hearing those words. So,...
View ArticleWatch A Meteor Streak Across The Sky During A Modest Mouse Concert
I unfortunately wasn’t able to catch Modest Mouse’s set at Fun Fun Fun Fest, which means not only did I miss hearing “Dark Center of the Universe,” but also a GODDAMN METEOR APPEARING IN THE SKY while...
View ArticleRihanna Went To The White House And Pretended To Be On ‘Scandal’
INSTAGRAM When Ms. Rihanna goes to Washington, she visits the White House, not to see the bathtub that William Howard Taft got stuck in or the painting in the Oval Office that George Bush kept Karl...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence Flashed The Paparazzi At A ‘Hunger Games’ Party And Lorde...
Getty Image Pop music grandmother Lorde curated The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, a favorite album for fans of brevity everywhere, which is why she was invited...
View ArticleHow Leonardo DiCaprio And Kate Winslet Broke The Tension During The ‘French...
Paramount Pictures Titanic is like a song that you don’t remember ever learning the lyrics to, and yet you can still sing along to all of “Camptown Races.” I don’t recall the first time I saw James...
View ArticleBob Dylan Was Almost The Star Of A ‘Slapstick’ HBO Comedy
Sony Pictures Classics If you’re a super-famous musician and you want to star in a comedy for HBO that never sees the light of day, you talk to Larry Charles. The bearded director of Borat and...
View ArticleA Baby Drumming To Pantera Is A ‘Vulgar Display Of Cuteness’
Technology has made it possible for parents to record every first in their child’s life. Baby’s first bath, baby’s first word, baby’s first time drumming to Pantera’s “5 Minutes Alone.” What Wyatt...
View ArticleChelsea Peretti Left Messages Inside Any Book Fans Gave Her Last Night
FOX Coffee cranker Chelsea Peretti, whose Netflix comedy special, One of the Greats, comes out this Friday, recorded a live taping of her Call Chelsea Peretti podcast in Los Angeles last night. It...
View ArticleNaya Rivera Ass-Shamed Kim Kardashian’s ‘Break The Internet’ Photos
FOX Making fun of Kim Kardashian is our new national pastime: it’s something everyone enjoys and it’s a million times more fun than baseball. So have at her Paper Magazine photos. Mock the excessive...
View ArticleWoody Harrelson Gets Emotional In This Week’s ‘SNL’ Promos
The last time Woody Harrelson hosted SNL was in 1992. The cast included Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, and pre-complete insanity Victoria Jackson. Dieter and the Sensitive Naked Man made...
View Article‘Your D*ck Is Trash': This Is How You Respond To An Unsolicited Penis Pic
NBC It’s simple, really: Men, do not send pictures of your junk to another man or woman unless they specifically ask for it, or if they’re Geraldo. It’s not that hard to remember, yet as one woman...
View ArticleWhat Ever Happened To Sheryl Lee, The Actress Who Played Laura Palmer On...
ABC She played a character whose name is one of the most iconic in TV history: Laura Palmer. Even people who couldn’t handle David Lynch’s unique brand of weirdness know that she was a character on a...
View ArticleBruce Springsteen And Dave Grohl Are Being Criticized For Covering ‘Fortunate...
Getty Image Bruce Springsteen, Dave Grohl, and Zac Brown, who collectively own 4,281 vests (all Bruce’s), performed a cover of the Creedence Clearwater Revival classic “Fortunate Son” at the Veterans...
View ArticleA New ‘Arrested Development’ Easter Egg Lets You See The Characters’ Netflix...
NETFLIX We still don’t know when/if season five of Arrested Development is coming to Netflix, but clearly something’s about to happen (maybe the re-edited season four?). Eagle-eyed motherboys and...
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