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This ‘Breaking Bad’ Homage From ‘Dumb And Dumber To’ Will Make You Dizzy
After a lengthy promotion cycle, the budget for which could have funded at least 17 more When Harry Met Lloyd-style prequels, Dumb and Dumber To finally opens … next week. Until then, you’ll have to...
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All Cars Should Come Equipped With This Amazing Waving Nicolas Cage Decal
REDDIT A car that runs not on gas but love would be nice, but what the automobile industry should be focused on is adding a Waving Nicolas Cage Decal to the windows of every vehicle in America, nay,...
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Why We Have ‘South Park’ To Thank For ‘Interstellar’
COMEDY CENTRAL The nice thing about Interstellar is that even if you try to spoil it, it’s hard to do so. “Well, it’s about space and time and wormholes and Jessica Chastain is really pretty … um … you...
View ArticleTim And Eric Made A Super Weird Commercial For Totino’s Pizza Rolls
Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim have finally sold out. The creators of the bat-shit weird Adult Swim comedies Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! are now in bed with BIG...
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Did An Atlantic City Waitress Trick This Customer Into Ordering A $3,750...
HBO When you ask a waitress or waiter how much something is, and they respond, “Thirty-seven fifty,” it’s fair to assume that you’re going to owe $37.50. Well, don’t make an ass out of you, me, or...
View ArticleWatch The Hedonistic Couch Gag To The ‘Futurama’/’Simpsons’ Crossover
The Simpsons family has been on Futurama and the Planet Express crew has appeared on The Simpsons, but a true crossover episode won’t occur until this Sunday, when Fry & Co. arrive in Springfield...
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Now We Know How Much People Will Pay To Eat Lasagna With Bruce Springsteen
Getty Image Mankind has gone to the moon, built the Great Pyramids, and invented the Hot Pocket, but there’s one thing we’ve never been able to accomplish: an answer for the question, “How much would...
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Keira Knightley Posed Topless In A Protest Against Photoshop
Patrick Demarchelier For Interview Keira Knightley is one of the most gorgeous women alive, yet she apparently wasn’t pretty enough for the marketing material to a terrible movie. Her breasts were...
View ArticleHere’s How Aubrey Plaza Prepared For Her Role As Grumpy Cat
Not since frozen hotdogs and loneliness has a pairing made as much sense as Aubrey Plaza and Grumpy Cat. The former provides the voice of the latter in Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever, which will...
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Did Adult Swim’s ‘The Eric Andre Show’ Give Out Seth Rogen’s Phone Number?
ADULT SWIM Speaking of weird-ass Adult Swim programming: season three of The Eric Andre Show premiered last night, and it’s just as insane, bonkers, and other synonyms for “crazy” as ever. It makes fun...
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‘South Park’ Fans Have Taken Over The ‘Hunger Games’ Facebook Page With Lorde...
COMEDY CENTRAL Just as South Park has been doubling down on the “Randy Marsh is Lorde” jokes (in Wednesday’s episode, Randy insists, “Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you...
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A College Student Reportedly Stole An Ambulance Then Masturbated In A Police...
LOVELAND POLICE Stefan Sortland accomplished more in one night than most people do their entire lives. It began at a concert on Halloween, where the 18-year-old Colorado State University student...
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ABC Deleted ‘Selfie’ Off Its Schedule
ABC We did our best, we really did, but it was all for naught: The Karen Gillan Dancing Experience, a.k.a. ABC’s Selfie, has been canceled, and it won’t even get the opportunity to film a back nine and...
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Lo And Behold These 5 Rare Gems From Bob Dylan And The Band’s ‘Basement Tapes’
COLUMBIA Earlier this week, Columbia released the latest installment of Bob Dylan’s Bootleg Series: The Basement Tapes Complete. It’s 138 tracks from one of the most legendary recording sessions of...
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Let The Creator Of ‘Too Many Cooks’ Explain What The Hell He Was Thinking
ADULT SWIM Now that the Too Many Cooks‘ theme is permanently stuck in your head (somehow, that song is more maddening than watching a BOB from Twin Peaks-like crazy man kill a woman hiding in a...
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Every ‘Futurama’ Reference In Last Night’s ‘The Simpsons’ Crossover
FOX “Simpsorama” received about half as much attention as “Simpsons Guy” got in the days leading up its airing, but it was twice as good. That’s not to say it was a classic or anything — the premise...
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Having Sex With Prostitutes And Snorting Coke Are What Kept This Guy Alive
Buena Vista Pictures “Kids, come gather around ol’ Grandpa Redditor plzsendhalp and I’ll tell you about the time I was going to kill myself in Mexico, but didn’t after banging a bunch of prostitutes,...
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Robert Plant Literally Ripped Up An $800 Million Contract To Reunite Led...
Getty Image You can purchase a lot of things for $800 million. Ten Matthew McConaughey’s, eighty-billion pieces of penny candy, my dignity. But the one thing it can’t buy: a Led Zeppelin reunion. Also,...
View ArticleTry To Guess What Happens When A Kid Puts A Glow Stick In The Microwave
Not to spoil this video, but I like the part where the glow stick seriously injures Jack. Classic Jack. The real hero here: Jack’s dad, who never taught his son to not put things that glow in the...
View ArticleTaylor Swift Gets Super Meta In Her ‘Blank Space’ Music Video
Taylor Swift is very aware of what you think about her: that she’s a jealous, man-hating she-demon who keeps John Mayer’s corpse in the same room as Olivia Benson’s cat food. Or something like that....
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