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Boardwalk Empire may have lost the SAG Award battle — seriously, Downton Abbey? Bugsy Siegel singing “My Girl’s P*ssy” is better than every Robert Crawley scene, combined — but they’re winning the “selling the half-face a World War I sniper with a tragic story wore” war.
Screenbid is auctioning a collection of old-timey props from HBO’s departed Prohibition drama that Paz de la Huerta didn’t steal on the way out, perfect for anyone who wants to film their own Boardwalk movie, without Mark Wahlberg. Outfits and accessories include:
Richard Harrow’s mask
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Al Capone’s Final Episode Cufflinks
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Angela Darmody’s Drawing of Richard Harrow
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Nucky Thompson’s Opening Credits Suit
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Or buy all four, and you’ve got the perfect Halloween costume: half-faced drunk guy in a vomit-covered suit who’s carrying around a ratty piece of paper (you lost the cufflinks long ago).
Isn’t alcohol being legal the best?