LOVE MAGAZINE
Those rascally Kardashians are back and greasier than ever. Actually, to be fair, it’s just Kim who’s covered in oil, looking like some sort of deaf guy, in the latest strategically leaked photo for her Love Magazine spread. Does it look like she fell asleep in the tanning salon? Yes. Is Kanye buying Love Magazine subscriptions for all of his closest friends? Also, yes. He doesn’t need to pay for Kendall Jenner’s, though, because she appears in the same issue, and although she’s not coated in a fine glaze, she is half-naked to Kim’s full-naked.
But are those her real beasts?
Case closed.