A Metal Singer Perfectly Responded To Taylor Swift Trademarking ‘This Sick Beat’
Now that perpetual prom queen Taylor Swift has trademarked “this…sick…beat,” which will soon appear on headbands, aprons, and bikinis, she’s deprived other lyricists of the greatest collection of...
View ArticleKanye West, Rihanna, And Paul McCartney Released A Music Video, Will Perform...
Earlier today, it was announced that Kanye West, Rihanna, and Paul McCartney will perform “FourFiveSeconds” during the Grammys on Sunday, so expect another round of “kids today don’t know the Beatles”...
View ArticleChris Hansen Asks ‘Shia LaBeouf’ To Have A Seat For Dancing With A...
In the music video for Sia’s “Elastic Heart,” Shia LaBeouf breakdance fights with 12-year-old Maddie Ziegler, though what some consider “just a grown man sparring with a young girl” could easily be...
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‘Red As Blood': This Little Girl’s Newspaper Poem Is ‘Metal As F*ck’
Via HBO We know three things about Gabi: 1. She’s nine years old. 2. She goes to the Pegasus School in Huntington Beach. 3. She’s going to attend a lot of Slayer concerts, if she hasn’t already. Gabi...
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The Mountain From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Broke A 1,000-Year-Old Weightlifting Record
Via Instagram Terrifying mobile sculpture Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, better known as the Mountain from Game of Thrones, best known as TV’s most famous eye-squisher, won Europe’s Strongest Man Contest in...
View ArticleMarilyn Manson Performed ‘The Beautiful People’ With Teen Metal Titans...
When Marilyn Manson released the first single from Antichrist Superstar, “The Beautiful People,” the members of Unlocking the Truth, they of the $1 million contract (they’re unlikely to receive that...
View Article‘Every 90s Commercial Ever’ Is A Perfect Parody With A Psychotic Twist
RocketJump’s “Every 90s Commercial Ever” is one of those videos where I feel obligated to say something like, “I don’t want to spoil anything, so you should just watch it,” which is true! Kind of like...
View ArticleAshton Kutcher Made Mila Kunis Sign Up For Tinder And Grindr
Based on reviews so far, Jupiter Ascending, the Wachowski siblings’ $175 million space-opera about janitors and bees and Channing Tatum with wolf ears, is either “Phantom Menace-esque” or a...
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Sonic Youth’s Kim Gordon Has Some Harsh Words For Courtney Love And Billy Corgan
Getty Image Former-Sonic Youth guitarist, current-fashionable badass Kim Gordon wrote a memoir, Girl In A Band, that comes out next month. It’s sure to be a fascinating read, and not just because she...
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What We’ll Miss The Most About ‘Parks And Rec’ Based On Last Night’s Episode
NBC Every week during this unfortunately abbreviated final season of Parks and Recreation, we’ll count off the things we’ll miss the most about that goddamn delight of a TV series. It’s an all-time...
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‘Archer’ Repeats Are Coming (Phrasing!) To Comedy Central
FX Archer is already on Netflix Instant, Hulu Plus, iTunes, and Amazon, not to mention airings on FX. But here’s some good news for people who want to watch “Stage Two” but don’t feel like walking...
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Keira Knightley Reenacted The Orgasm Scene From ‘When Harry Met Sally’
VANITY FAIR For their annual Hollywood issue, a.k.a. the one time a year when Kate Middleton isn’t on the cover, Vanity Fair asked a bunch of famous Brits to reenact memorable scenes in U-S-A U-S-A...
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A Wife Learned About Her Husband’s Affair After Seeing These Photos Online
FACEBOOK New Zealand: the home of Hobbits, teens putting their butts on electric fences, and extramarital affairs occurring in front of windows, where patrons at a bar across the street feel obligated...
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Tonight’s ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Has A Tracking Shot Inspired By ‘True Detective’
FX To date, the only things It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and True Detective have in common are Alexandra Daddario, copious amounts of cheap beer, and an abundance of sociopaths. That changes after...
View ArticleLauren Cohan Was Pulled Over By The Cops While In Her ‘Walking Dead’ Costume
After a long, hard, gooey day smashing zombie’s heads in, The Walking Dead‘s southern-via-New Jersey belle Lauren Cohan is occasionally covered in blood and guts when driving back home. One time, when...
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Half-Naked Kendall Jenner Posed In The Same Magazine As Full-Naked Kim...
LOVE MAGAZINE Those rascally Kardashians are back and greasier than ever. Actually, to be fair, it’s just Kim who’s covered in oil, looking like some sort of deaf guy, in the latest strategically...
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Answering All Your Questions About The Superb ‘Better Call Saul’ Premiere
Via AMC After months of buildup, Better Call Saul premieres this Sunday on AMC, with the second-half of the pilot airing on Monday. You probably have questions. We have some answers. Well…is it good?...
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A Brief History Of Famous Musicians Crapping On The Grammys
Getty Image Ah, the Grammys, the black sheep of the award show family. In recent years, producers have realized that all anyone who tunes in wants to see are musical performances, so they’ve wisely...
View ArticleDakota Johnson And Jamie Dornan Show Off Their Lack Of Sexual Chemistry In...
Over at Gawker, Kelly Conaboy looked at the “disastrous Fifty Shades of Grey press tour,” which has been about as sensual as a cold metal table in a coroner’s office. Her main proof came in the form...
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Sarah Palin Will Also Return To ‘SNL’ For The 40th Anniversary Special
SNL SNL is bringing back all the comedy greats for their 40th anniversary special, which airs February 15th. There’s the previously announced Derek Jeter and Taylor Swift and Peyton Manning, and now...
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