Andrew W.K. Wants To Play Killer BOB For David Lynch When ‘Twin Peaks’ Returns
Getty Image Twenty-five years later, Twin Peaks is bringing back much of its original cast for season three, which premieres on Showtime in 2016. Kyle MacLachlan has signed on, as have Sheryl Lee, Dana...
View ArticleAlison Brie Discussed Her Failed Pilot With Jennifer Lawrence On ‘Late Late...
The “frustratingly talented” Alison Brie was Whitney Cummings’ Late Late Show guest last night, except instead of the interview taking place in Craig Ferguson’s studio, it happened in a house straight...
View ArticleReport: Tatiana Maslany Has Landed A Lead Role In A ‘Star Wars’ Spinoff
BBC We previously reported that Hip Hop Abs aficanando Tatiana Maslany was up for a lead role in Gareth Edwards’ Star Wars spinoff film, but according to Total Geeks, that rumor is now fact as the...
View ArticleEven Limp Bizkit’s Guitarist Isn’t Looking Forward To This Nu-Metal Cruise
Getty Image When you’re “best known as the current guitarist and backing vocalist of the rap metal band Limp Bizkit,” people expect certain things from you, mainly that you enjoy being the current...
View ArticleMichael Moore Claims That Clint Eastwood Once Threatened To Kill Him
Warner Bros. Michael Moore‘s most recent documentary, Capitalism: A Love Story, went mostly unnoticed, but if he wants to make a film about his interactions with Clint Eastwood, that might do pretty...
View ArticleDavid Duchovny’s Favorite ‘X-Files’ Fan Fiction Is An Erotic Surprise
FOX David Duchovny wrote a book, and it has nothing to do with God hating us all (probably). Holy Cow is about, to quote the New York Times, “a traumatized cow, a sassy turkey, and a pig converting to...
View Article‘American Sniper’ Is Now The Highest-Grossing War Movie Of All Time
Warner Bros. What happens when you add a dash of Bradley Cooper, a pinch of politics, a cup of controversy, and a slab of fake baby? A horrible sounding meal, but also American Sniper, which set...
View Article‘SNL’ Gave Marshawn Lynch And Richard Sherman Their Own TV Show
We showed you Key and Peele having their say on the endlessly entertaining Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch earlier today. Now here’s SNL‘s take, which took a different tactic. It’s less “Biscuits...
View Article‘Black Lives Matter': D’Angelo’s Debut Performance On ‘SNL’ Was Powerful
Just how good was D’Angelo on SNL? His hat is the second thing people will bring up while discussing his performance. The first? “Holy sh*t, that was great.” The Black Messiah and his Vanguard band...
View Article‘SNL’s Bizarre ‘The Jay Z Story’ Included A Special Guest Playing Kanye West
It takes a few seconds to process what the heck is going on in “The Jay Z Story” — why is aw-shucks Mike O’Brien playing Hova? Why hasn’t there been more Mike O’Brien this season? Bugs, where the heck...
View ArticleOne Of Katy Perry’s Dancers Used Being A Shark As A Tinder Pickup Line
Getty Image Katy Perry’s emoji nightmare of a halftime show performance wasn’t the only thing people will remember about Super Bowl XLIX in 20 years, but it was the only moment to involve dancing...
View ArticleAdam Pally And Ben Schwartz Hosted ‘The Late Late Show’ And It Was A Glorious...
I don’t know whose idea it was to give Adam Pally the proverbial keys to The Late Late Show, but I’m very happy that they did. The Happy Endings star, who’s unfortunately leaving The Mindy Project...
View ArticleMichael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch Might Be Turned Into A Rehab Center For...
Getty Image Michael Jackson’s multi-million dollar treehouse, Neverland Ranch, which at one point hosted multiple amusement park rides and tigers (what could go wrong?), is for sale. After Jackson’s...
View ArticleMurray, Sandler, Fey, Seinfeld, And More: The ‘SNL 40′ Lineup Is Insane
NBC used last night’s Super Bowl as a platform to cooperate with our Illuminati overlords, but also to promote the hell out of SNL‘s 40th anniversary special (look at all these promo videos!), which...
View ArticleRead Roald Dahl’s Powerful Pro-Vaccination Letter About His Daughter Dying...
Getty Image With any luck, not vaccinating your children will go the way of “Gangnam Style” and Jenny McCarthy, and fade away into obscurity. As the measles outbreak takes over Disneyland and...
View ArticleOwn This Rare Photo Of David Bowie And Iggy Pop Getting Arrested For Weed...
RCA Records David Bowie may have taken Mick Jagger to bed, but he shared an equally personal moment with Iggy Pop: they were arrested for criminal possession of marijuana at the same time. In March...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Is Actually A Woman Who Cut Her Breasts Off, Claims Concerned...
To put it kindly, James David Manning is “eccentric.” To put it accurately, James David Manning is “cuckoo.” The New York City-based pastor, who once claimed that Starbucks puts semen into our coffee...
View ArticleNathan Fillion Will Guest Star On ‘The Big Bang Theory’ As Himself
Mutant Enemy Productions If TBS and TNT ever do the sensible thing and become one mega-channel (“TNTBS: very funny, boom”), they could fill their entire schedule with nothing but repeats of Castle and...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Keeps Giving The People What They Want: Her Bare Butt
Getty Image The only person who loves T-Mobile shill Kim Kardashian more than her husband, Kanye West? Kim herself. So until the day The National Narcissist launches, she’ll have to make do with Love...
View ArticleHere’s What The Little Girl From Missy Elliott’s Music Videos Looks Like Now
Via andrewbelami The sharks got all the attention, but it was a treat for anyone who played “Hot Boyz” on repeat in the winter of 1999 to see Missy Elliott during Katy Perry’s halftime show. She hasn’t...
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