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Poor Tom Brady. In the first four months of 2015, he and his team won the Super Bowl, he’s thrown out the first pitch at a Red Sox game, and now his gorgeous wife, who’s reportedly worth $320 million, is retiring. Gisele Bündchen, who’s been modeling since she was 13 years old, is giving up the runway game at the age of 34 because “my body tells me if what I do is worth it, and it asked to stop.” My body tells me to stop after eating a fourth slice of pizza, yet I keep cramming my pizza-hole.
(This is probably why I’m not a supermodel).
Her final show was yesterday during Sao Paulo Fashion Week, with Brady in attendance. I don’t know what they’ll do until training camp, beside have attractive-people sex. Rough life.
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