This Math Problem For Teenagers Is Stumping The Entire World
Miramax Films It won’t take a mathematician to solve this problem. You’ll need a mathemagician. Kenneth Kong, a TV host in Singapore, posted a math equation meant for teenagers on his Facebook page,...
View ArticleTimothy Olyphant Almost Played A Different Smart-Ass: Tony Stark
Pour one out for Justified, right into the glass of bourbon that Timothy Olyphant was drinking from last night on Conan. While you know him best as Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, or possibly...
View ArticleWatch An Oily, Half-Naked Jason Statham Dance In A Very ’90s Music Video
YOUTUBE My apologies if this music video for a song that came out 23 years ago is old news, but to quote my family’s motto, whenever I see an oily, half-naked Jason Statham dancing in a leopard-print...
View ArticleAll The Times Emma Watson Was An Inspiration To Wizards And Muggles Alike
Getty Image Emma Watson, who made her on-screen debut in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone 14 years ago, turns 25 today, meaning that she’s been very famous for more than half of her life. While...
View ArticleOne Of Nirvana’s First Shows Was For Two People In A Living Room
HBO released another clip from Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck today. It shows Krist Novoselic discussing one of Nirvana’s earliest gigs, when they played for a pair of bored-looking stoners in some...
View ArticleLouis C.K. Apologized To Sarah Palin For Calling Her A ‘C*nt-Face Jazzy...
FX Back in 2010, Louis C.K. had nine too many Rum and Cokes on a flight and fired off a string of bawdy tweets directed at Sarah Palin, including, “I want to rub my father’s cock all over Sarah Palin’s...
View ArticleA Hunter Is Receiving Death Threats After Ricky Gervais Tweeted Her Photo
TWITTER On her website, Rebecca Francis writes that “life is so short and so wonderful that I don’t want to miss out on a single second.” She fills up her days with writing, working as a guide for...
View ArticleSee Photos From Gisele Bündchen’s Final Runway Show Ever
Getty Image Poor Tom Brady. In the first four months of 2015, he and his team won the Super Bowl, he’s thrown out the first pitch at a Red Sox game, and now his gorgeous wife, who’s reportedly worth...
View ArticleA ‘Mr. Show’ All-Star Team Has Joined David Cross And Bob Odenkirk’s Netflix...
HBO David Cross and Bob Odenkirk have recruited their best “pallies” to join them on their new Netflix series, With Bob and David, which will premiere once Odenkirk finds that old birdcage he’s been...
View ArticleThe Peabody’s Best TV Shows List Is Why They’re More Relevant Than The Emmys
THE CW The Emmys hog the attention, but the Peabody Awards, which aim to “recognize distinguished achievement and meritorious public service,” are a much better indicator of the “best” programming that...
View ArticleWhat Would Music Festival Posters Look Like Without Any All-Male Bands?
COMEDY CENTRAL Joan Jett wants more women in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Wait until she sees the lineup for the upcoming Skate and Surf Festival without any all-male bands. Actually, she can’t...
View ArticleThis Iggy Azalea Vine Is Even More Incomprehensible Than The Last One
In the Vine above, Iggy Azalea is allegedly rapping, “Iggy Iggy, gettin’ ’em tipsy, tippin’ em broads, hundreds and fifties,” but I dunno, it sounds more like mumbled lorem ipsum filler text. This...
View ArticleDavid Hasselhoff Rides Again In His Incredible ‘True Survivor’ Music Video
In 2013, we called Kung Fury, David Sandberg’s tribute to all things ’80s excess, the “must-see movie of 2014.” Well, it didn’t come out in 2014, so let’s say it’s the must-see movie of 2015, or...
View ArticleWhy Were The Cops Called When A Teen Put Johnny Cash Lyrics On Instagram?
American Recordings Teenagers listening to Johnny Cash are rare treasures. Respect them, admire them, crown them prom king and queen. But do not call the New York City Police Department on them. On...
View ArticleIMPORTANT: Ben And Jerry’s Is Working On An Ice Cream-Flavored Beer
NEW BELGIUM Ben and Jerry’s, purveyors of frozen deserts for stoners and comedy nerds alike, is working on their next creation, which unfortunately won’t be Bronn Brickle or Red Wedding Velvet Cake (to...
View ArticleAnna Kendrick Tried To Steal Emily Blunt From John Krasinski Through Song
Nothing will beat Anna Kendrick’s J. Lo-assisted performance of “Booty,” but it wasn’t the only song she pretended to sing on last night’s Lip Sync Battle. She also performed One Direction’s “Steal My...
View ArticleBlack Sabbath’s Ozzy Osbourne And Bill Ward Are In A ‘F*cked’ Pissing Match
Getty Image Bill Ward’s Black Sabbath membership is as hard to follow as Ozzy Osbourne’s lyrics. He was their drummer from 1968 to 1980, 1982 t0 1983, 1985, 1994, and finally, 1997 to 2012, a year...
View ArticleTaylor Swift’s Evil Twin Has Been Discovered In A Japanese McDonald’s Ad
GETTY/YOUTUBE Doesn’t Taylor Swift act a little too innocent? I don’t care how many Starbucks lovers she’s had. It’s clear that Swift’s hiding something, and I think the internet discovered what that...
View ArticlePeople Are Not Happy With Michael Bublé’s Photo Of An Unknowing Woman’s Butt
INSTAGRAM Michael Bublé was recently in Miami with his wife, and while they were waiting in line for ham(m), probably, she took a photo of him. I doubt this one’s going to be framed any time soon,...
View ArticleThe ‘Orphan Black’ Cast Recaps The Entire Show In 30 Seconds
Orphan Black, which is as good as it is confusing (very!), returns to BBC America tomorrow night. If you’re looking for a way to celebrate Tatiana Maslany(s) being back in your life, you can go to the...
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