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Is This The Worst ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theory Yet?
HBO It’s been too long since the last new episode of Game of Thrones, and even longer since George R.R. Martin released A Dance with Dragons. Fans are desperate for anything original to discuss, and...
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Add ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ To The List Of Movies Getting Remade
20th Century Fox The list of old properties being reissued, repacked, and reevaluated for a new Coke Zero generation is as long as Entourage movie guest stars. This is where I’d usually list them all,...
View ArticleTaraji P. Henson Killed It As Nicki Minaj On ‘SNL’
DreamWorks Animation’s Home has earned over $200 million at the box office, despite my not knowing a single person who’s actually seen it. Then again, I don’t hang out with too many little children,...
View Article‘SNL’ Fans Were ‘Offended’ By This Sketch About A Teacher Sleeping With Her...
Teachers have unfortunately been having inappropriate relationships with their students for decades now; it just seems like it’s happening every other day now. SNL decided to speak for the person who...
View ArticleCookie From ‘Empire’ Took Over ‘Sesame Street’ On ‘SNL’
Cookie, meet Cookie Monster. It was a given that Taraji Puppet Henson would slip on her finest coat and play her breakout Empire character on last night’s SNL. It was a surprise, however, that the...
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Over 600 Corgis Invaded A Beach In California This Weekend
Via @KaylaKnappFOX Six hundred and thirty-four. That’s how many corgis invaded Huntington Dog Beach this weekend, and by “invaded,” I mean, OMG THAT ONE CORGI’S SNIFFING ANOTHER DOG’S FUZZY BUTT. The...
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‘Game Of Thrones’ Discussion: ‘The Future Is Sh*t, Just Like The Past’
HBO With so many book-to-show changes this season, and the fact that many plots are caught up with George R.R. Martin’s text, we’re only doing one Game of Thrones recap: this one. Please try to talk...
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‘Too Old, Too Male, Too White, Too Rich': Inside The Rock And Roll Hall Of...
Getty Image Ringo Starr was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1988 as a member of The Beatles. He’ll pay lip service to Cleveland again later this month, alongside Lou Reed, Green Day,...
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Ben Stiller Wants You To Meet His ‘Zoolander 2′ Son
INSTAGRAM The gap between Zoolander and Zoolander 2, which comes out in 2016, is 15 years. That’s time enough for Derek and Matilda’s son, Derek Zoolander, Jr., to have grown up and become a...
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Anna Kendrick: Where The Penises On ‘Game Of Thrones’ At?
INSTAGRAM Anna Kendrick has a need, a need for Daario’s dragon. The Game of Thrones superfan criticized the biggest misstep from last night’s season premiere on Twitter: There were a lot of naked men —...
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‘Better Call Saul’ Is The Season’s Highest Rated New Cable Series
AMC Before Better Call Saul even premiered, it was already being compared to two other titular spin-off shows. Would it be an unnecessary vanity project starring an actor from a beloved series (Joey),...
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Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Steps Foot In Argentina
Getty Image Come to Argentina, and enjoy their Bieber-less food, Bieber-less museums, and Bieber-less beaches. In 2013, the Biebs, who Selena Gomez fans will insist has committed multiple crimes (of...
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This Girl Watching Mufasa Die In ‘The Lion King’ For The First Time Is All Of Us
DISNEY One of the best (only?) reasons to have children is to make them like what you like. None of this obnoxious Caillou nonsense — you’re going straight to the good stuff, like The Lion King, so you...
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Who’s Killed More People On ‘Justified': Raylan Givens Or Boyd Crowder?
FX The body count on Justified doesn’t come close to the mounds of corpses on The Walking Dead or Game of Thrones — Michonne probably executed more Walkers in one episode than Tim and Rachel did bad...
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Remind Yourself It’s Almost Summer By Streaming Passion Pit’s New Album
COLUMBIA If you’re attending a music festival this summer, do yourself a favor and listen to Kindred, the new album from synth-throwbacks Passion Pit. Chances are good that they’ll be on the bill. Even...
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‘Celebrity Deathmatch’ Is Returning To MTV2; Who Should The First Fight Be?
MTV After refusing to tap out, and other wrestling terms our friends at With Spandex use, Celebrity Deathmatch is returning to television (again). The original iteration of the claymation series ran...
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The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Premiere Was Its Highest Rated Episode Yet
HBO The pilot episode of Game of Thrones was watched by 2.2 million people. To put that figure into terms fans of the show can understood, that’s House Swyft compared to the Lannister-esque numbers the...
View ArticleThis Twerking Video Is Being Investigated By Russian Authorities For...
It doesn’t take much for a scandal to erupt in Russia. A host of memes were recently made illegal in the Motherland because they “violate the laws governing personal data and harm the honor, dignity,...
View ArticleThe Only Good ‘F*ck Her Right In The P*ssy’ Happened During An REO Speedwagon...
After losing track of the bassist from Foreigner, a TMZ cameraman stalked the lead singer of 1980s arena rock balladeers REO Speedwagon, Kevin Cronin, as he and his family were walking around in...
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A Mom Allegedly Played Naked Twister Then Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s...
Columbia County Sheriff’s Office In what sounds like a scene from a direct-to-DVD teen comedy farce, Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, 35, told her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor about a wild party she threw. Or,...
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