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Strapping fake bombs around your waist isn’t a good “promposal” (the only explosives should be in your… I’ll stop), but dressing up like Ron Swanson so you can ask a girl who you want to be more than just workplace proximity associates with in a Parks and Rec-themed proposition?
To barely paraphrase one of Tom Haverford’s songs, that’s how you do it.
HE EVEN GOT A LI’L SEBASTIAN. Ahem. The photo has already made its way to the cast.
If Zach wants to walk around school saying, “I’m Zach F*cking McNeal,” he’s earned the right.